Ihavenolife Stories

"Show me that you love me," "Tell me that you hate me." [NOT MY ART!!]

From the author who brought you Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles comes an exciting new tale that's sure to make a drug-addicted; fornicating evolutionist out of you! (Now, with author's notes and vines!)

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COVER ART NOT MINE!!! This is going to be a fan fic (obv) based after the Purge in Unstable SMP/Universe, bc that's not out yet for me. and I like this au I have in my head and want to write it down. >:] lil bit lazy, so soz y'all. Quick thing: the au, which I dont think is og. Long story short, Wemmbu kills Arachnid and takes over the Kingdom of the Caves. This is my first fan fiction, but put on as much criticism as you would like. I want to know how to improve :) Also, I hope you enjoy it? I might not get much done, but I'll try. Also... might add ships if requested ^^

This fan fiction is based on the story named Animal fram made by George Orwell This story was trying to be based on Animal Farm. I tried my best at this, so if there are any errors Unfortunately I will not be changing them because I plan this the whole time Also, don't mind the extra characters in the story their just like extra background charaters.

HUMANIZEDDD!!! AGGHHHH IITTSS HUMANIZED OOOWWAHHSGSHSGNCJSIJNSCNJI I'm tired of slow burn shit Cheesy's boyfriend, Tissues, breaks up with him after a show. He goes to a bar and meets a guy there he thinks he might get to know, since they're going to the same college. Somehow, his name sounds so familiar, and Cheesy doesn't know how or why. Before all this, he got into a car crash a few years back. But Cheesy doesn't think that has anything to do with all this... or does it? This feels corny bruhj uhhh might be REALLY slow to update since i keep forgetting about this and have no real good ideas Don't hate me for this if it turns out really short, I legit thought of this pulling an all-nighter. My ideas are absolute ASS when it's the middle of the night.

It's in the title

uhhhhh art...

"It's been four fucking years, Andrew! Get. Over. It!"

Chapter 1

This is the story Jacob, the ugliest Dino around. "Magnificent story for the whole family" - The Times Weekly I wrote this as a joke and my friends peer pressured me into putting it on wattpad

Guys if y'all can find any fun in this I will die. /JK So uhh this is DW X Forsaken if they had a group chat together :D Hope y'all like it or smth idk I SUCK :D TW: MISCHARACTERIZATION RAHHHHHHHHH HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT Author's Note: HOW TF DID THIS GET OVER 10K VIEWS- YOU ARE ALL CRAZY

READ THIS FIRST: Currently only the Prologue is out but uhh I'm writing as fast as I can so bear with me guys and I will write a better description once Act 1 is complete Trigger Warnings below: Blood & Gore depiction Child Abuse Coulrophobia Death Domestic Abuse Grave Robbing Implied Transphobia Kidnapping and Abduction Mental Illness Minor Sex references Misuse of Alcohol and Drugs Necromancy Ommetaphobia Violence Why do all my stories have a bajillion trigger warnings- Anyway if one warning is particularly important in a chapter I'll mention it Front cover by me :3

If you can't guess what this is by looking at the title... I feel bad for you

there is a city called Meteor city also known as Dump Town. They all thought it was a legend, but it wasn't. That is where all dump goes, if you are abandoned you are taking there. This means you are a mistake. You do not exist Kira Hitori. Every horrible thing that has happened to people in one past, he was in an orphanage, but because of his past he was dumped, in dump town. Now he is tasked to take care of those who is in dump town. But as he was pick pocketing, he was caught by the host club. How will he help those in Dump Town and deal with the Host Club Read to see more

(THIS BOOK IS DISCONTINUED? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW) 2022 DESC: Republishing this baby. This was made when I was thirteen and... it's okay-ish. I guess? The characters are fine and all but... man I was such a try hard! And an edgelord. Edgehead? I might rewrite this completely from scratch, NGL. I'm still kinda into Eddsworld. But mainly, I'm a Homestuck. May never revisit this again. Not sure! ============================================ 2020 DESC: //CW// Swearing //TW// Mentions of slight gore It's going to be in this story, so stay safe!!!! I tordally want to die /s 010010010 01101110 01110100 01101000 01100101

Well I have been looking at a lot of this and I thought I would start one.

since my iPad is broken, in which i write my "hey stranger read this" stories on, this is going to be the addition onto my indiscriminate pieces of art. read at your own risk. enjoy.