Ihavenolife Stories

A gender bend BatJokes story. 22 year old Beatrice Wayne watched her parents die at 8. 23 year old Jacqueline "Jackie" Napier killed her father when she was 12. Now, Batman faces a completely new villain (oc) for the first time and it's clear that this one is different, this one has more potential, to be Batman's greatest enemy, greater than the Penguin, greater then the Riddler, greater than Harley Quinn. Batman needs help from someone, someone she knows won't care if she dies, but someone she knows that can't stand to be upstaged. Batman needs the Joker. tw; knife, murder, self harm also, Gotham has pretty much just been using a child as their police force for the past 7 years and yeah. Note: Batman is still called Batman because it has a better ring to it than Batwomen. In this universe, Batman is seen less publicly and calls herself Batman. Another note: canon? never heard of it, batman becomes batman for usual reasons, no robin/batfamily, jokers origin? vat of acid and some other stuff I made up. I have watched 3 batman movies (Batman (Tim Burton), Batman begins, and LEGO batman) and bits of Gotham. I also read an absurd amount of wikipedia pages. cover is a random photo I found online. I do not own Batman or Joker or Gotham

Gay gay homosexual gay Warnings: Sh Gender dysphoria Ships Angst Violent

this is just the more recent stuff abt me. feel free to ask any questions.

They both catch feelings for each other, but they don't know it. Will they confess, or will they continue as friends? (I think you already know the answer) This is just some Lightbrush thing I made from boredom. Also, First fanfic kinda nervous :) No plot Show: Inanimate Insanity (AnimationEpic, YouTube)

Oh fucc, I'm back at it again with the memes. You were hoping for this, weren't you?

Read the title! I have a problem, okay?

Ali is, well was, a normal 15 year old girl till she moved to Berkshire, UK, and meets...them Im dumb AF k bye. Contains: •Moderate bad language •Sexual references •Self Harm •Mentions of Depression. Rated 15.

I didn't create the song or the characters. I just used Snapchat for photoshop to make the pictures, enjoy~ Sorry the pictures are terrible quality

LIGHTBRUSH FANFIC AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Anygays um lightbrush. That's the major plot point. um so my sister does ship fanfic. and I like lightbrush. so I'm doing it to. Enjoy! Also, you will be surprised.

UP FOR THE SAKE OF NOSTALGIA, I GUESS? this is old. very old. want to remember the state of the internet in the grand old year of our lord 2018? especially that of a sheltered 12 year old going through puberty like a bull through a matador? look no further, I guess. "tag" chapters have been removed for the sake of privacy. -Old description- I have seriously been wanting to do this for a while now, and now I have gotten the courage to do it. The things in here are cringy. Just a warning, so bring your bleach my friends, because its about to get fangirl scented. (that -was weird sorry) I accept requests, like oc's and like fanart ideas. Also, expect to find tags (when and if I do get tagged).

Ken fucking dies

𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚞𝚊𝚕, 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍. 𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚛𝚘𝚙. 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚙. 𝙲𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔. 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕... 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝? 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎! ♥︎

But yea none of these belong to me I just found them and died cause if someone said these to me I want their number hmhmmmm

Tennis Ball and Golf Ball are just friends. Right? Well, even they think that. But yet, every sunset, every hour spent together, they both develop feelings they're certain the other hasn't. Ironic, right? TW: there are so many sunsets i swear to god- kinda impressive ranks ig: #3 in #bfdi #1 #ihavenolife #1 in #Golfball #1 in #Iamnotokay ig? #3 in #Silly #4 in #Tengolf

I H a tE dEsriPTIOns

the supreme court got a bit funky on a Friday night

Just a short free verse poem about the depressing condition of life these days, that ends on a hopeful note. Ramblings. Musing. Whatever you'd have it called.

This is just a collection of my random opinions and thoughts. You can always ask for me to write about my opinion on a certain topic you want me to cover. Also I don't belong in a mental asylum I just act like I do

My thoughts are overwhelming for me. I needed to find a way to translate them and get them off of my chest.