Ihavetoomuchfreetime Stories

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A FableSMP and DreamSMP fanfic made by me! Tw: Swearing, Blood, Gore, Violence, Torture, Death, Yelling(not sure if that's a tw), and a few more Uhm this is my first actual book other then my one shot book so if there's any spelling mistakes feel free to tell me I have two weeks until school starts for me so I'll try to get as many chapters out as possible in the next few weeks I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing with this book

Hi I'm Emily. I'm 1'4 and 3 pounds. I'm perfect. We'll, that's what everyone thinks... my bbf actually died so I went to hongwRts to find true love Draco POV: I sall Emily. She was perfect. But she was talking to another boy so I kilt him. Draco: don't do that again. Emily: d-d-d-d-d-Draco I cut her off. Draco: you can't talk to boys anymore actually. Ull be in big trouble and I'll have to punish you😏 Emaily: I'm actually gæ🏳️‍🌈 She grew all of a sudden to 8 feet 🦶 tall. She stepped on me till I was a stain and then she had seggs with hermione. These stories are stupid and just for laughs lol

Introduction ~ Hello! This is an oc x canon crossover fic (his dark materials and the dc universe) so if either of those arent to your liking, do click away. I do not own the rights to Damian Wayne and other DC characters but my ocs are my original creations. What if, when Lord Asriel opened one portal, he actually opened many portals which spread across many different places and times? What if people stumbled upon these portals, and stepped through them only to find that they were in a different world entirely? Obviously I know DC and such weren't apart of the worlds but IMAGINATION EXISTS PEOPLE!!! Cover made via canva, not sure who made the door art sorry :(

You, a terrifying all-powerful eldritch abomination, are forced to go to highschool courtesy of your mentor. "It's for the human experience!" she said. Was the "human experience" desperately trying to keep a bunch of little mortals alive? If so, maybe you were better off staying at home. twst x gn!reader ~-read this if u want, or don't idrc-~ -back at again with another twst fanfiction 😈 this time an x reader!! -basically tired cryptid watches over chaotic teenagers -this is a platonic-ish story but can be read as romantic if you wish -i will be speedrunning the events of the chapters in the game bc i don't want this to be the same as my other fanfic -once again apologies for any spelling/grammar errors, ooc characters, etc -cover art is by me

a Leo Valdez FF READ ALL PERCY JACKSON BOOKS AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS AND MAGNUS CHASE AND TRIALS OF APOLLO!!! THEYRE ALL MAJESTIC!!!

this is a complete joke pls don't take me seriously

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