Iisoap Stories

Taco had fled her home planet in hopes of finding somewhere she would be accepted. Unfortunately, the inhabitants of Earth only seem to view her as some sort of cat or research project.

Ever since Microphone's elimination, Taco has been looking for any way she can get her friend and her chance for the prize back. When she hears the next challenge involves an eliminated contestant rejoining, the stars seem to be perfectly aligning in her favor. However, she needs someone to clean her messes for her. (also on ao3 where it will be updated more frequently! https://archiveofourown.org/works/55411339)

MePhone goes insane with power. He sends a message to all season 2 characters inviting them to a "special version" of II. Of course, they all accept, but when they find out it's a hunger games style free for all, they are less excited, and more scared of MePhone and eachother. Will they actually end eachothers lives for a quick buck? [@TempuraSade and @SCOTTLANDFOREVER are my lil writer helpers GO FOLLOW THEM🔫]

A sickness spreads throughout the hotel. And no, it isn't Tissue's condishawn. This sickness doesn't just make those afflicted sneeze uncontrollably but makes them act like a totally different person. Maybe a bit too literally...

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Zara meet OJ They are both gay tho and when Zara ask "Wait your gay?!" OJ Ask Uh, I mean... *he ponders* I guess so? Yeah. How did you know...? She said "Because you said that you like paper the most and paper is also a boy" OJ Said "Well, I guess that does make me gay. *he laughs* I didn't even notice that, good catch! Zara is also gay (Bad you will hate it)

"your laugh, a motif in my soundtrack of life for even a chuckle has my heart in joyous strife" Microphone is trying to write a story for a friend, a little inspiration is all she thinks she needs, perhaps from a comedic neighbour of hers and his wacky shenanigans... "you can laugh so i will join you on the way my intention remains ever present please, my dear, forever stay" Hoping to update bi-weekly!! Editing is done by my beautiful partner @aleeshie_

Soap, despite being quite the neat freak, is an assassin-for-hire. She always believed the world should be free from ALL filth. Whether it be dust bunnies or other people, they must be dealt with accordingly. Surprisingly for a germaphobe, shes does not hesitate to get her hands dirty. (ps. this AU may or may not be inspired by a black butler panel)

Haha yes time to do dis- I am unprepared for this book-

In the aftermath of II 14, Taco has some thoughts about her actions, good or bad (mostly bad) Meanwhile Mic adjusts to life at Hotel OJ takes place immediately after Mic and Taco's confrontation scene

"Whoa there, Soap. You know what they say about assumptions! Knife and I get on just fine. I can totally talk to him for ya." Cheesy and Knife. They're two dudes with little reason to interact, and even less in common. However, when Soap needs Knife's help with fulfilling an important mission, Cheesy and Knife's unexpected bond comes into play... and may grow deeper all the while. (Written as a request for flippydaarmybear. Contains Cheesy x Knife interactions that can be interpreted as friendship or shipping. Takes place post-series.)

Microphone wants to avoid embarrassing herself. Cheesy and Soap want Microphone to confess her feelings for Knife. Somehow neither happens. (A Microphone x Knife oneshot written for the ever-patient @iiBossChrissy! Contains a reference to my previous oneshot A Jerk's Policy, but is an independent read.)

-Book Cover is temporary!- First of all, before you start accusing and assuming that I'm stealing this from others. This is all original story idea by me and I'm not trying to say that I am the original who started this. No, everyone has their own ideas and so am I. So stop attacking me okay? And second of all. Don't read this. My schedule is up and down or random. This story line doesn't make sense so you have to wait -All warnings are not available in this book yet so be warned that future chapters may contain disturbing themes without any warnings!- -This whole book will only focus on 3rd person p.o.v but object characters will be mentioned on tags later once the whole storyline thing is organised and done!- Includes 3,029 current Words in this book [(including all current non-associated published chapters) Not including all currently unreleased chapters] Description: Taco still hasn't been forgiven yet, she instead now likes exploring underground caves to pass time that is until she finds a suspiciously loose ground, removing most of the dirt with her bare hands, she discovers a cave, a cave that was once sealed now open. This discovery peeked her interest as she goes down the dark cave, she finds something strange within this mysterious cave... Basically, Taco unleashes an ancient virus that once plagued the food objects without knowing, now it is back for round 2. Archive Warning that the author did not choose : Graphic depictions of Gore and Intense Headache, Major Character Death(S)

An Inanimate Insanity AU. Mephone4 somehow gets a virus, and now is forcing the residents of Hotel OJ to play his sick and twisted version of hide and seek. If you get caught? You're dead. He's made that all too clear. [takes place a while after episode 14 of II2; III doesn't exist here.] ---- prone to mischaracterization oops dont kill me yes your favorites will die dont expect this to be updated often

[WARNING!] CURSING BLOOD DEATH baseball in a bathtub THROWING UP INSECTS MENTIONS OF SUC¡D3 SELF HARM DREAMS. trophy had been having dreams, really bad ones, nightmares, he was having dreams of him melting butterflies, the butterflies clung onto him, but the strange part was that he would wake up in someone's body, It terrified him, He could hurt someone. He didn't wanna sleep, He didn't do anything that could make him fall asleep, He gets knocked out, His tiredness got to him He wakes up, He feels strange. "I'm sorry." ᴼᶠ ᵗʰᵒᵘ ʷʰᵒ ˢʰᵃˡˡ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵇˡᵃⁿᵏ, ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ʷᵃᶦᵗ. ᴼᶠ ʰᵉ ʷʰᵒ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ, ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ. ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ˢᵗᵃʸ, ᵀʰᵉ ʲᵉˢᵗᵉʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᵠᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵖᵃʸᵉᵈ, ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶠᵒᶜᵘˢᵉᵈ, ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶜᵃˡᵐ, ᵐᵃʸ ʰᵉ ˢᵉᵉᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘʳᵉ, ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵘᵗʰ ᶦˢ ʰᶦᵈᵈᵉⁿ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᶦⁿᵍˢ, ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶜᵃˡᵐ, ᵐʸ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᵉʳᵖᶦˡˡᵃʳ,

There's a dance coming at Hotel OJ just for the eliminated and former contestants, and Cheesy isn't thrilled about it. Dancing's never been his forte and he's not charming or tall enough to get a date who actually likes him; why would he be? An invitation from the least attractive contestant changes things. (Tissues x Cheesy. An Inanimate Insanity oneshot requested by @FaronTerry.)

When MePhone4 brings in a very decent group of contests. They have to go through some challenges and dark history about their past present and what the future holds for them. This story won't be very graphic but I will tag some parts just in case :)