Iisoap Stories

Inanimate Insanity Fanfic! A Jock who's athletic, strong, rude, muscular, rowdy, sensitive, sarcastic, and ridiculously attractive. A Comedian who's nice, funny, handsome, loving, unserious, somehow athletic, and passionate. Trophy is a senior who's been known as the leader of "The No Names" He's been in Inanimate Insanity High for over 3 years. Trophy is also known as a popular student, but not in a good way. Cheesy is a freshman and just moved into an apartment complex. He's also Trophy's roommate. Ever since they've met, it has been a big change for Trophy. Well, not for Cheesy. Let's just say history repeats itself.

In hotel OJ, the eliminated contestants stay here, along with the old season 1 contestants from inanimate insanity . OJ, the hotel owner and previous winner, let the eliminated contestants stay in the hotel. However, they cannot go outside when they're filming. However, we may watch them from the TV. Now, in this house, Soap is everyones mom. Despite the fact OJ owns the place, he is also a 'child'. Soap cares for everyone in the hotel, even those she hates and hated. Everyone in the hotel is now like a family! They're brothers and sisters, they have to learn to co-exist together, and they do! Foes become friends, friends stay friends or get closer~, either way, they all a disfunctional family. But what would the competing contestants say about all this? Fortunately, they don't have to worry about that! ...Right? Well, they do, as Mephone allows the contestants to mingle with their eliminated friends! How will they react to this 'family', and how one day, they might be in it when eliminated, or even after the show! Find out not now, but when you open the book, in Mom. ________________________________________ ALL ART IS MINE, PLEASE DO NOT TRACE IT, COPY IT OR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN. CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE. 'AU' IS INSPIRED BY @PeanutButterOctopus PLEASE CHECK HIM OUT! THIS IS IN CAPS SO YOU CAN SEE IT AND NOT IGNORE IT! HAVE A LOVELY DAY!

"Whoa there, Soap. You know what they say about assumptions! Knife and I get on just fine. I can totally talk to him for ya." Cheesy and Knife. They're two dudes with little reason to interact, and even less in common. However, when Soap needs Knife's help with fulfilling an important mission, Cheesy and Knife's unexpected bond comes into play... and may grow deeper all the while. (Written as a request for flippydaarmybear. Contains Cheesy x Knife interactions that can be interpreted as friendship or shipping. Takes place post-series.)

Soap, despite being quite the neat freak, is an assassin-for-hire. She always believed the world should be free from ALL filth. Whether it be dust bunnies or other people, they must be dealt with accordingly. Surprisingly for a germaphobe, shes does not hesitate to get her hands dirty. (ps. this AU may or may not be inspired by a black butler panel)

[WARNING!] CURSING BLOOD DEATH baseball in a bathtub THROWING UP INSECTS MENTIONS OF SUC¡D3 SELF HARM DREAMS. trophy had been having dreams, really bad ones, nightmares, he was having dreams of him melting butterflies, the butterflies clung onto him, but the strange part was that he would wake up in someone's body, It terrified him, He could hurt someone. He didn't wanna sleep, He didn't do anything that could make him fall asleep, He gets knocked out, His tiredness got to him He wakes up, He feels strange. "I'm sorry." ᴼᶠ ᵗʰᵒᵘ ʷʰᵒ ˢʰᵃˡˡ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵇˡᵃⁿᵏ, ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ʷᵃᶦᵗ. ᴼᶠ ʰᵉ ʷʰᵒ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵖʳᵒᵗᵉᶜᵗ, ʷᶦˡˡ ᵉⁿᵈ ᵘᵖ ᵈᵉᵃᵈ. ᵀʰᵉ ᵇᵘᵗᵗᵉʳᶠˡᶦᵉˢ ʷᶦˡˡ ˢᵗᵃʸ, ᵀʰᵉ ʲᵉˢᵗᵉʳ ʷᶦˡˡ ˢᵘᶠᶠᵉʳ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᵠᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵖᵃʸᵉᵈ, ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶠᵒᶜᵘˢᵉᵈ, ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶜᵃˡᵐ, ᵐᵃʸ ʰᵉ ˢᵉᵉᵏ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵘʳᵉ, ᴮᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵘᵗʰ ᶦˢ ʰᶦᵈᵈᵉⁿ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᶦⁿᵍˢ, ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶜᵃˡᵐ, ᵐʸ ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᶜᵃᵗᵉʳᵖᶦˡˡᵃʳ,

Soap and Trophy are just living their usual lives at Hotel OJ...until something stirs up inside them.

In the aftermath of II 14, Taco has some thoughts about her actions, good or bad (mostly bad) Meanwhile Mic adjusts to life at Hotel OJ takes place immediately after Mic and Taco's confrontation scene

Haha yes time to do dis- I am unprepared for this book-

There's a dance coming at Hotel OJ just for the eliminated and former contestants, and Cheesy isn't thrilled about it. Dancing's never been his forte and he's not charming or tall enough to get a date who actually likes him; why would he be? An invitation from the least attractive contestant changes things. (Tissues x Cheesy. An Inanimate Insanity oneshot requested by @FaronTerry.)

Inanimate Insanity Infection AU w/ some other Object Show Characters or OC's Like I said, I don't own most of these characters considering that these characters are from Object Shows. Blood Gore Detailed Injuries Weapons Deaths Detailed violence And more later....

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN (HUMANIZED) Microphone forgives Taco and so does everyone else at Hotel OJ. Well, mostly everyone. Taco is welcomed to Hotel OJ and rooms with Microphone and Soap. But are Soap and Taco going to get along? Book Cover is drawn by me.

MePhone goes insane with power. He sends a message to all season 2 characters inviting them to a "special version" of II. Of course, they all accept, but when they find out it's a hunger games style free for all, they are less excited, and more scared of MePhone and eachother. Will they actually end eachothers lives for a quick buck? [@TempuraSade and @SCOTTLANDFOREVER are my lil writer helpers GO FOLLOW THEM🔫]

An Inanimate Insanity AU. Mephone4 somehow gets a virus, and now is forcing the residents of Hotel OJ to play his sick and twisted version of hide and seek. If you get caught? You're dead. He's made that all too clear. [takes place a while after episode 14 of II2; III doesn't exist here.] ---- prone to mischaracterization oops dont kill me yes your favorites will die dont expect this to be updated often

Zara meet OJ They are both gay tho and when Zara ask "Wait your gay?!" OJ Ask Uh, I mean... *he ponders* I guess so? Yeah. How did you know...? She said "Because you said that you like paper the most and paper is also a boy" OJ Said "Well, I guess that does make me gay. *he laughs* I didn't even notice that, good catch! Zara is also gay (Bad you will hate it)

"your laugh, a motif in my soundtrack of life for even a chuckle has my heart in joyous strife" Microphone is trying to write a story for a friend, a little inspiration is all she thinks she needs, perhaps from a comedic neighbour of hers and his wacky shenanigans... "you can laugh so i will join you on the way my intention remains ever present please, my dear, forever stay" Hoping to update bi-weekly!! Editing is done by my beautiful partner @aleeshie_

A sickness spreads throughout the hotel. And no, it isn't Tissue's condishawn. This sickness doesn't just make those afflicted sneeze uncontrollably but makes them act like a totally different person. Maybe a bit too literally...

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