Ikebroflovski Stories

"The best way of keeping a secret is to pretend there isn't one" - Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin ---- I don't own the characters obviously. I'm not that creative. 😂

Hi, this is my first book so I decided to write something 'happy'. Includes YOAI, YURI, AND STRAIGHT SHIPS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED 0^0 I do NOT own South Park. If so I would be rich. Also I DO NOT own the cover photo. I found it on the internet and just edited it with the words. Respect to that artist :) Enjoy :3 ( Also some bad language after all this is South Park )

Luego de que Ike con 10 años y Eric con 13 años comenzaran a salir, Kyle comenzó a sentirse celoso de su nueva relación. El titulo es referencial a "HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" tem 1, cap 4.

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There's a zombie apocalypse Kyle and his brother Ike get kidnapped Kyle becomes friends with his Kidnapper and they start to catch feelings for each other Will they get together? Will they fall in love? Will Kyle forgive Stan for kidnapping him? Read to find out

"I'm hopelessly in love with death. I'm sympathetic, and that makes it all the more satisfying." A wicked smile curled the corners of his lips upwards. "Imagining the life of the person, who they were, what they loved, who loved them and destroying all of that is what intoxicates me." When Craig, a newly inducted detective in Denver's homicide division, is dragged back to South Park and assigned to his first solo case, he dreads running into the kids he'd grown up with. Help soon comes in the unexpected form of Kenny, and their culprit? Much closer than any of them expected. Could this be the work of the infamous serial killer in Denver, or a horrible accident?

Life changes for Firkle when his old classmate Ike comes to say hey! ATTENTION: THEY ARE 17 and 18 YEARS OF AGE. CHILL

𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘯_𝘉𝘣𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶♡

Taken care of a Ruby and immediately falls in love with one simple move? Are his parents up to something bad after all these years, and is the new Ruby in danger?

Just as the title says. Some of these are mine, others are not. Also has stories and theories

It's been thirty-two years since Stan Marsh and Leopold Stotch have run away, leaving nothing but a poorly written note behind. Thirty-two years of confusion and worry from nobody other than forty-nine year old Kyle Broflovski. Life has moved on and things have changed. Yet, throughout those thirty-two years, he keeps his phone number the same. Still waiting for that unexpected phone call from Stan, telling him that he's okay, that he's safe, and most importantly; Where he is. Everybody told him to give up. That it was never going to happen because Stan and Butters were gone for good. But he could never give it up. It was only when his wife dropped those divorce papers on the coffee table in front of him that he found himself starting to give up on the hope of his childhood bestfriend ever calling. That is until his phone rings. The number is unknown, but Kyle answers it nonetheless.. (A Sequel to Romeo and Romeo)

"It's funny that he seems to know the perfect place to avoid people in a place full of people, yet he doesn't seem to realize that he's my best friend." // no update schedule, but i'm trying my best

Cartman can't stop looking in the mirror and seeing fat. But, the guys see exactly the opposite. What happens when they realize he may or may not have an eating disorder?

Yay South Park :D

Firkle X Ike. Firkle deals with having a crush on Ike. Alternating povs.

Exactly what the title says. I'm willing to do any character in the show, just tell me what you want and I'll write it out 😁

A side story, read the first book for context.

Craig Tucker's sister Tricia tucker is on a trip with her friends when their car breaks down due to the low oil...and the dolls stuck in the engine. A guy offers to take them in and get them some oil...as long as he can paint Firkle in return. See what happens as the gang realizes they're in danger. I don't own the characters all credit goes to Trey and Matt and any other people at South Park. I only own the rights to three of the characters as they're in here for the plot to be thick and juicy 😏😏😏

cover updated - 08/30/21 art credits to yoyterra on deviantart <3