Illegalshit Stories

🚨DISCONTINUED🚨 WILL NOT BE UPDATED!!! ....unless asked to be continued by popular demand (Just a warning this story is probably gonna be shit as it starts out. You've been warned.) There was a world of magic, long before Earth existed. There were Wizard guilds and Assassin Brotherhoods. You'll follow a young man, soon to be assassin, on his journey as he kills, conquers, and meets new faces. THIS IS ON HOLD I REPEAT THIS IS ON HOLD This story includes HEAVY cussing. Like fuck, shit, dammit, etc. if you aren't comfortable with cussing then please don't read this. This is my first story, please bare with me as I figure out what the fuck I'm doing. Enjoy (Cover image will eventually be changed.)

TW// Self harm, suicide, and alcoholism It's like living in a place you aren't sure you can call your home, living in a house that's really not a place you'd feel comfortable calling home, without safety, you're anxious and there's nothing holding you up anymore, you fall so hard into never ending sadness and you fall numb. There is just something missing and you feel the urge to find it, even if you hurt those you call home to bring that piece to them. Written and edited with @Oceantail Faster updates on Ao3!

Amara Vale is a brilliant young lawyer who owns three elite law firms by day-and leads a dangerous criminal network by night. Cold, calculated, and loyal to no one, she finds an unlikely bond with Kael Dorian, a hacker and underground fighter drowning in grief. But when Kael vanishes, Amara rises alone-until her loyalty to him costs her everything. What happens that costs her evrething.? Will she survive or suffer? Will she be saved from drowning? A story of power, pain, sacrifice, and silent love-where loyalty runs deeper than romance, and not all heroes survive the ending.

Sabrina, your local outcast and her friends went to a college party one Saturday . Little did she know that it would change everything. Chase, the new bad boy happened to be at that party. One thing led to another when they met each other. Sabrina goes to school Monday still hungover. She closes her locker door and swears she's tripping. There he is in all his brooding glory, Chase. They make direct eye contact and the recognition flashes in his eyes he coyly flashes her a grin and a wink and is gone. She swore she would never get involved. After school she sees him behind a wall with a line of people around them and he's giving them something in a brown paper bag for money. Oh no, she thought. She knew exactly what was going on. She walks over to talk to him and thats where it all starts.

Reboot of: Because I'm Quirky Like That Yuki-chan is a freshman at Far Far Away Academy, where monsters and humans alike attend. During her attendance, she meets Shrek, the hottest chad in school. However, any and all attempts to do a sex with Shrek are ruined by Fiona and the rest of his clique. Yuki-chan faces bullies A LOT because they can't appreciate anime. Yuki-chan may never get Shrek to fall for her because she's labelled a loser by society. Will Yuki-chan ever be with her one and true love? Find out in Shrek 69.

Yes, my friend allowed this don't worry. Ashleigh has a date with Roy but things don't exactly turn out.

"We're gonna be your new brothers , that means we're gonna treat you like a sister ." "L-Like a sister?........fine...." In a place where you a little 13 year old orphan gets adopted by the worlds most biggest boy band , sounds crazy right? A lot of misspelling FYI You had to survive in a orphanage half of your life when you got sick of being stuck there with people you hate ,one night, you decide to sneak out ,once it was past hours and explore the world. You somehow ended up at an underground dance competition and fell in love with dancing and started to teach yourself how to dace then your tried out at the auditions they had , now you work there ,nobody knows other than your best friend,well nobody know anything about you or your past except your best friend .you choose not to tell anyone but Rin your best friend about you that's why you get bullied and hate the orphanage. So every night you sneak out and got to competitions and get payed , you love your 'night life' and plan on doing it until you get enough money to fend for yourself and Rin.......until plans changed "will Rae Joon please come to the main office please." Who new that whole sentence would Change your hole life? The names Jae and now that I live with seven crack head idol brothers my life gets turned upside down.