Illogical Stories

This is for all of the people who want to ask or dare me to do stupid shit.

Tmnt is going to school

Malika was the 9th child of Satan and the only girl of all of the children of Satan. She was the demon king of logic which makes her incredibly strong. She spent her time with Amaimon, Iblis or Asstaroth but then, nobody wanted to play with her since everybody were too busy with Rin, her little brother, still in Assiah. But she wasn't going to stay in Gehenna away from the fun. Assiah seemed much cooler! She decided to travel to Assiah to play a game with Rin. A game that will go beyond logic.

no discrimination

As summer is ending, so are Saige's hopes. Her summer was mundane and her social life was nonexistent, until the very last week where she met him. Overpowering and controlling yet he was caring and gentle. She was vulnerable and anxious as he approached her the first night. Without knowing so, she needed him. And without showing it, he needed her more. PLEASE READ: I'm super sorry, I'm really bad at descriptions because there is so much I want to write but I don't want to give it all away! Please read the chapters before judging the book based on the description. ALL comments, votes and views are tremendously appreciated. I am extremely grateful for the opportunity to do what I love, to write. Thank you and happy reading :)

This is a story about Bob. Bob lives in a world that is fundamentally different from ours. That is, the beings in this story defy logic, gravity, and other such rules that bind us.

The life and times of a curious organism capable of turning coffee into fanfiction. Randomness book number 2. Idek

My encounters and reactions to sexuality and my way of figuring out how to cope and accept it.

A collection of weird dreams I have. Some are interesting or have weird twists. Please don't make stories out of any (they probably won't even be that good), especially not without asking. Feel free to share any weird dreams you may have had as well. Sometimes dreams can be interesting rather than boring - and funny in some cases. [WARNING] Some of the dreams may be gruesome or violent, while others aren't. Just a heads up that some can be mature, even if they're positive or suggestive. Read at your own expense. Also be sure to keep in mind that these little snippets are just for entertainment. If they appear like they make no sense or are missing a plot, or have unclear settings and characters (basically lack of logic), then that's because they were based off my actual dreams. Copyright © 2016

Temno Cinny, or the name he goes with now. Just got back into reality after being trap in the Eclipse, (This story version of Backroom). Losing all of his abilities, but this is not the same world he's born in. So how does he cope with this unforgiving reality he's in? Simple, just do whatever he wants like how he wanted to back in Eclipse, but without gifted power, only No-Clip. You about to embark in a journey so illogical, it's randomly stupid. Even the writer doesn't know what the hell he's doing but just goes with it, throw random plot advance here and there like a maniac. So sit your ass tight and wide, dick out and play with your anal beads in your ass as you read this shitty stories made by a derange teenager that is only good at cooking fried rice and nothing else. Here.We.GOOO-!!! ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... --------------------------------------- (I did NOT make RWBY show, the Backroom or any pictures, videos in this stories. I only write this shitty fanfic and nothing else. RWBY creator is Rooster Teeth and Backroom creator is Kane Pixel btw)

some logical shit the roasts inside do not belong to me !!

Join Chinatsu, Saki, and Katashi on their journey to the end of the rainbow! Chinatsu was never one to believe in unicorns. So why is she here looking for one? (This is a short story, only intended to be 5 chapters)

4 people playing card and another one joins.the game changes and let's see what happens. who would win? what would happen.

This is a horror comedy made by two friends at 3am at a random night. This story include our main character buddhi, and her obsession with matar paneer and garba. Does buddhi has a end? B The story is in hindi language. Disclaimer- This story was made only for fun purpose, please don't take it seriously. The characters in this story are totally fictional and does not relate to any individual. It contains mature and vulgar language. This story is totally senseless and illogical. Give it a try, you won't regret it.

...just start reading

This is a compilation of the poetry I have written over the years. To the best of my ability, I have organized them in chronological order from which they were written. Some of these poems were written quite recently while others were written several years ago. It is an amalgamation of how I've grown and how I see the world. I believe Earth's simple complexities inspire individualism and spirit while at the same time invoking fear, anxiety, and harm. I have changed over the years. I will change in the years to come. I can only hope the world will change with me over time.