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In a rain-drenched city, Trump broods alone in his office as Elon Musk delivers crumpets and mentions a provocative call from Biden. The cryptic message intensifies Trump's frustration and prompts him to consider a potential truce. Meanwhile, Biden, anxious and distracted, struggles to focus during his speech, his gaze frequently darting toward Trump. As the debate approaches, the tension between them is palpable. Will this confrontation reveal a chance for reconciliation or just more political drama? The stakes are high, and the outcome is uncertain. FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

"At least you have me to keep you company, huh?" you remarked, looking up at the rito cheekily. The flame licked at the bottom of the pot, crackling quietly. Revali only stared at you, feigning annoyance. "Oh, don't give me that look," You scoffed. "You'd be utterly depressed without me out here." Revali finally laughed a little as you nudged him playfully, content with the warmth he found in both you and the fire. • • • • • A cursed traveler stumbles into something bigger than themself, clueless to the incoming threats, but hopeful to make sense of their situation. This, however, comes at the price of aiding in the defeat of an ancient evil, known as Calamity Ganon. Stakes are high and time is short, but why not have a little fun on the side? • • • • • Cover is "Girl with a Burning Torch" by Johann Conrad Seekatz this story was called tardigrade but i changed it get fucked (No beta-reader we just fucking die!!! Gender-neutral pronouns are used to be as inclusive as possible, gay people are allowed) THESE CHARACTERS BELONG TO NINTENDO! Except for a few from me actually yolo

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I will not be doing: smut(ew) ships I will be doing: platonic ships angst fluff fluff 2 angst angst 2 fluff and aus! no problematic ships even if platonic I will be taking requests!! I havent seen many ppl do this so... here we are Oh and in this there can be raccooninnit doing age regression so