Imrunningoutoftagstoputhere Stories

Just a thing I'm starting. Submit your confessions by messaging me. Let me know if you want your confession to be anonymous or not! I'm taking all, SFW or NSFW. Have fun kiddies! (I'm not sure who the art used as the cover is by, I couldn't find out if it was official or fan art. If anyone knows, please let me know so that I can give credit!)

This is the life of Bill. He's a normal guy just like any other. Except he has a pet Aardvark named Patrick Swaizey, and he lives in a town with a penguin community, a hamburger mayor (NOT Mayor Mc-Cheese), and he goes through crazy and bizarre situations every day. Whether it be fighting off a crazed Charlie Sheen, teaching the zombie of JFK how to love, and selling "blue ice". You know, normal stuff.