Imsorrymom Stories

You go down stairs and see One Direction! What a surprise! But...granny has put you up for adoption and then...........u have 2 read to know. Read 2 find out what happens next!!!! based on a true story

this is for you Paris

when I die bury this account with me. I own n o n e of this obvi ;(

The title says it all I TAKE REQUESTS!!!!! Fuck it request smut I stoped caring :')

i made a villainus storie causde i lov it. if you lov ikt, youl lov this storie. warning!!!: theres cuss words so dont read this arond your parents!!! unles they dont mind then go aheade -{Meant for satirical purposes.}-

Random shit I did when I had nothing else to do. I have no life, fear my powers.

I've been getting dms for like two months asking for me to make a multi fandom smut book so here we are oof

This is a story that me and Falcon created for payback to Fionna to show her that we are two awesome for her! FWY this was totally Falcons idea so don't kill me Fionna!

Hi. My name is (f/n) (l/n). I've been elected to become an astronaut to the first expedition to the planet known as Polis. But, unfortunately, there is a foreign entity on our ship. Good think I have this other crewmate to protection me! Otherwise, I don't know what I'd do...

Uhhhh some of these stories are smut, some aren't

Just a nice tiny idea where i take my stupid ocs. And make them sing songs! Featuring Every game hoppers AU Some Undertale au's And every oc i have! and steven universe (also I have no idea what I'm doing, feed me your requests)

the title is self explanatory. I write porn in my free time. here you go you sluts. (I'm so sorry I don't actually mean it.) I would totally update the smut challenge but that means thinking about stories for the plots and I am not in the right headspace for that as of the fifth of April 2020.

You come home one night and hear a rustling in your bathroom. Nervously, you go check, and you're shocked to see Sal sitting in your bath tub, dying his hair. Is he an intruder? Or is he the love of your life?

The countries, or the important ones and one that doesn't count as a country, go on a road trip, with all the classics, inviting random hotties into the car, getting drunk, car sex, and more! THIS IS NOT A HETALIA FAN FICTION

It has been two years since Obama: The Musical has been created. As a tribute, I bestow upon you, Trump: The Musical. Also known as, the sequel that shouldn't have happened.

It's a reality I swear

Shrek x Pink Guy I actually wrote this shit. What is wrong with me?

Just some stories if you have a request I will try my best to write it

Thoughts I have thought of in the shower