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if you cringe often, please, for the love of god, dont click on this. // by makenna °°°

◃──|Bᴀʏᴠᴇʀsᴇ!Tᴍɴᴛ X Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ|──▹ (The re-written, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 less cringe version) ✧. ┊𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒍𝒅 𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚 𝑹𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒛𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐲｡˚ ✧ ☆。*。☆。。* 。☆ 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧 wanting to feel heroism, live out the epic and be 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 but, failing harder than 2012 April in Trig. °°° "𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵! 𝘐𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘥𝘰, 𝘵𝘰𝘰! 𝘕𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦." °°° A subway under attack- that's bad. But fear not! Rescue came─ 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘴?... Hahahaha (Odysseus's laugh) °°° "𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." "𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩." °°° Soon, she gets yeeted off into the unknown by C̶h̶e̶d̶d̶a̶r Shredder. Yay! ×ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ× •ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ• •ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴇʟᴍᴏ• •ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴᴇs•

(OLD) I DON'T LIKE THIS, CHRISSY--- btw, this is a TMNT X Fem! Reader- Anyway, a story about a random teen wanting to do heroic stuff but, failing miserably. °°° "𝘐𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘉/𝘕...𝘐, 𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴. 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘕𝘦𝘸 𝘠𝘰𝘳𝘬." "𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘥𝘶𝘮𝘣." °°° After almost dislocating her jaw at the subway, she gets to meet the vigilantes and find out who they really are. °°° "𝘙𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵, 𝘸𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩." "𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴, 𝘚𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘚𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩." °°° Later, she finds herself about to be yeeted into the unknown by C̶h̶e̶d̶d̶a̶r̶ Shredder. Yay! ×ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ× •Uɴʜɪɴɢᴇᴅ sᴛᴜғғ• •ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ• •ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴇʟᴍᴏ• •ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴᴇs•

◃──||Bᴀʏᴠᴇʀsᴇ!Tᴍɴᴛ X Fᴇᴍ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ||──▹ ✧. ┊𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒕｡˚ ✧ *✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ: 𝐄𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 hates turtle soup. Either way, time's passed. After the events of the past year, Vernon-the man was now known as Vern 'The Falcon' Fenwick-was taken as a hero, savior of New York city. And, the actual saviors of the city... boy, they've been left to the dust. No recognition, no key to the city, no nothing. Just a longing to fit in amidst the humans. That's just for four of those saviors though. The fifth one's having a great time. ... "𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒𝗒𝗒𝗒𝗒! 𝖸𝖾𝖺𝗁𝗁𝗁! 𝖱𝗈𝖼𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝖽𝗒𝗒𝗒! 𝖸𝖾𝖺𝖺𝖺- 𝗈𝗁, 𝗈𝗁, 𝗁𝖾𝗒, 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝖠𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗅! 𝖧𝗎𝗁, 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍? 𝖮𝗁𝗁𝗁, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖲𝗁𝗋𝖾𝖽𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄. 𝖦𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗍, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝖾- 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍... 𝘚𝘩𝘙𝘦𝘥𝘋𝘌𝘳?????" ... So... what great time? With Shredder now out and having joined allies with... 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴, the saviours will have to get back to work. Despite the great time and the romance that none of them are capable of. Oh, and, what's that? Obstacles? Of course! 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺, that's what. Dang it, trying to be 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐲 just seems to keep getting harder. Yay! ×ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ× •ᴄʀɪɴɢᴇ• •ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ Kᴇʀᴍɪᴛ• •ᴀ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇʀɴɪɴɢ ᴀᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏғ ʀᴇғᴇʀᴇɴᴄᴇs, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ᴏɴᴇs•