daisythepervert
Lola Haze - yup, that's my name, a super fucking sizzling hot name that would make Vladimir come in his pants just for thinking my name( trust me, it was the reason why he used Lolita instead because coming and writing is quite the Herculean task, don't you think?)
Too bad he's not alive right now because one look at my plainy-Janey features and he's dingaling would drop like a poor soggy banana. Not that I'm that bad-looking but I'm the cockblock beside your typical female protagonist with the sarcasm, imperfectly perfect features, kindness, humor, love of sports and nerdy games and ughhhh Emily, y u so perf?!!!!