Inanimate Stories

Cover made by me! (THIS IS NOT HUMANIZED BTW) Oh no! Paintbrush has caught a terrible fever, and Lightbulbs is one of the only ones who can help. Paintbrush claims they'...

I WROTE SM?!?! 🤩🤩🤯 This is my first book, so it might have some grammar mistakes and misspellings ykyk BUT THIS HAS NICKLOON YAYAYYA Mostly fluff, if you're looking f...

Nickel and Balloon, both seniors in high school, typically put up with each other for the sake of their mutual friends Baseball, Suitcase, and Bot. However, a fight land...

COVER ART MADE BY @Monhelly! Life's been going well after Season 3 of Inanimate Insanity. Now, some of the contests are visiting Hotel OJ. But... What happens when a nic...

Many people. Stuck in a store. Indefinite Insanity is an au where seasons 1 and 2, plus some season 3 contestants go to an endless IKEA, otherwise known as 3008. Where e...

when fan finds a pretty cool experiment for test tube, they both try their best to keep it humane, meanwhile fan starts getting more and more clingy, doing ANYTHING he c...

Lightbulb and Paintbrush have been competing and living near each other for a while now, but it all changes when they have a talk, have some accidents, and fall in love...

RED /red/ adjective of a color at the end of the spectrum next to orange and opposite violet, as of blood, fire, or rubies. "their red lips" Red has a range of...

Remember Knife? That grumpy cashier in Beneath the City Lights in the pizza place? Well, here's how he ended up there. Turns out he was just filling in for a certain som...

**WARNING! STORY CONTAINS THEMES OF ABUSE, SELF HARM, AND GENERAL VIOLENCE** Balloon's finally welcomed into Hotel OJ. After months of convincing and praying, he's final...

(TW: blood, gore, death, murder, rotting, maggots, drowning, cannibalism, forced cannibalism, self harm, su1cide) MePhone, MePad, and Taco oddly disappeared, and Knife a...

Paige is a normal teenager with nothing up his sleeve. What would happen if something were to rock his world all of a sudden? Something like... a secret crush perhaps?

❝ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐘 ❞ ── platonic! inanimate insanity x child! reader ─ 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇, you will jo...

What happens when two enemies become.. frenemies?? Or more?? I dont fucking know bro, read to find outtt this takes place after nickel and balloon got eliminated. they b...

Object shows. (I republished it yippee)

DISCLAIMER THIS WAS WRITTEN & CONCLUDED LONG BEFORE S3 ENDED, AND LONG BEFORE II S2 EPISODE 16. SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE CONSISTENT WITH HOW THINGS WRAPPED UP THERE. KEEP...

This Isn't A Normal Story.

───────────────────────── 𝐘𝐀𝐍!𝐈𝐈𝐱𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐇!𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ❝𝙄𝙣𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙄𝙣𝙨𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙚𝙨! 𝙁𝙖𝙣 𝙛𝙖𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚...

When Leafy and Firey set sail, they stumble upon an island. More specifically, the Inanimate Insanity island. They hide there to hopefully stay there without ...

''Nothing matters. Just lock yourself in your room and cry for hours, who will care? Exactly! No one.'' TW: - S3lf Harm - Blood - Abuse This story happened before Inanim...