Inanimate Stories

RED /red/ adjective of a color at the end of the spectrum next to orange and opposite violet, as of blood, fire, or rubies. "their red lips" Red has a range of...

School can be hard. Cruel. But what's school without finding someone to help you go through it? Like a friend? Or even a partner? In this cute little love story, you get...

NOTE: This fic is highly unlikely to be receiving any proper follow-up from me, & I don't see myself writing anything else for this au in my foreseeable future] Meeple c...

hello humans!! THERE WILL NOT BE ANY NSFW OR SMUT IN THIS! I will be adding art inside of this book as well! Feel free to recommend any ships, I'll gladly do them and I...

I WROTE SM?!?! 🤩🤩🤯 This is my first book, so it might have some grammar mistakes and misspellings ykyk BUT THIS HAS NICKLOON YAYAYYA Mostly fluff, if you're looking f...

COVER ART MADE BY @Monhelly! Life's been going well after Season 3 of Inanimate Insanity. Now, some of the contests are visiting Hotel OJ. But... What happens when a nic...

Nickel and Balloon, both seniors in high school, typically put up with each other for the sake of their mutual friends Baseball, Suitcase, and Bot. However, a fight land...

What happens when two enemies become.. frenemies?? Or more?? I dont fucking know bro, read to find outtt this takes place after nickel and balloon got eliminated. they b...

Paige is a normal teenager with nothing up his sleeve. What would happen if something were to rock his world all of a sudden? Something like... a secret crush perhaps?

I'm bored, just bunch of memes I guess? 🤷‍♀️

THIS IS HUMANIZED BTW- idrc if you see it in object form though :3 AU - they never competed, everyone is in the hotel, including seacon 3 contestants personalities are t...

𝐒𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 is a kind-hearted girl who works part-time at a cozy café in downtown. One day, while taking out the trash, Suitcase comes across a boy sitting alone, h...

DISCLAIMER THIS WAS WRITTEN & CONCLUDED LONG BEFORE S3 ENDED, AND LONG BEFORE II S2 EPISODE 16. SOME THINGS MAY NOT BE CONSISTENT WITH HOW THINGS WRAPPED UP THERE. KEEP...

(TW: blood, gore, death, murder, rotting, maggots, drowning, cannibalism, forced cannibalism, self harm, su1cide) MePhone, MePad, and Taco oddly disappeared, and Knife a...

In this book, you are a human until chapter 2. In the rest of the book, you are a cello. Warning: gore, blood, hints of depression. 5k reads?! Am I going insane? This...

A bunch of ship one shots cause I've been reading so many now I wanna make them :)

{HUMANIZED} "Oh, you're awake. Finally. Welcome. You have been chosen to compete in the tournament of a lifetime!" Some people are magical. Some are not. They...

Remember Knife? That grumpy cashier in Beneath the City Lights in the pizza place? Well, here's how he ended up there. Turns out he was just filling in for a certain som...

(Photo credit to B1rdBra1ned) With lightbulb back, Painty's been having some strange feelings. And apparently, so is lightbulb. Is something wrong with her? She been so...

Recommend you read the information part first Badly written one shots of nickel and baseball ‼️ taking requests Some badly written smut