Inanimateinsanitytesttube Stories

After a night of trying to get Lightbulb to settle down, Paintbrush gets attacked by a wild creature that leaves them quite battered. Unfortunately for them, their bad luck didn't end there, and apparently they had been attacked by a werewolf, turning the poor art tool into one by proxy. Now they have to deal with the affects of the moon and how to control themself, hopefully not hurting anyone else as a potential cure is worked on... - This is my first fanfiction that I have ever really written in all honesty, much less published, so please do be gentle with your criticisms. ^^" In any case, I hope you enjoy this little piece of work! !!!Also warning!!! There is blood and descriptions that may make some people uncomfy so beware dhegjehdje...

Test Tube receives a call from someone random and decides to answer even without knowing anyone who would call at this hour. she ends up talking to this person for hour. those hours turn this into a daily occurrence. until one day the caller doesnt call. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Book 1 of 3 of the by my side series

[Cover Image Description: A paper cutout-style Fan nervously looks away from a crib in a soft blue, cloudy place. The text at the top says "PERFECT ATTACHMENTS". End Cover Image Description.] Fan becomes a father and doesn't handle it the way he'd hoped. Cabby X Test Tube X Fan romantic relationship. All three of them are the parents. I left the actual way babies are made as vague as possible, as to leave things up to the reader's imagination. They are objects. Some of the more "human" aspects of them may clash with that a little.

Fan has recently been having some feeling for a certain friend, although he needs a bit of helps to confess it to her. SKSASJIASIOA- aughhh this is my very first fic published :D i really hope you all enjoy it! feel free to tell me if i did a mistake somewhere! just dont be mean, or annoy me too much over it ^^ im gonna make the cover later so pls be patient ^^ (and this was orignially mean to be a oneshot but i said screw that, i like cliffhangers /j)

⚠️ (WARNING: This story contains descriptions of blood, death, and weapons, if any of this makes you uncomfortable, I'd advise you not to read this story.) ⚠️ Test Tube was not the person anyone expected her to be. She was much more sinister and evil than anyone could have imagined. She had a hidden agenda, to use her friends and other competitors in her science experiments. She would go to extreme lengths to get her hands on any test subjects to experiment on. even if it meant knocking them out and kidnapping them. Once they were in her lab, she would have no mercy. She didn't care if the science experiments damaged them, mentally, physically, or emotionally. She would perform experiments on them, testing out new theories and pushing the boundaries of science. Her intentions were malicious, her actions were often cruel and inhumane. Nobody knew what was happening to the missing competitors, but they knew it couldn't be good. Fan, Lightbulb, and Paintbrush had all gone missing. The truth was too horrible to imagine..

(THIS STORY HAS INCREDIBLY DARK THEMES. Oh yeah and hurt-comfort in concerning quantities.) You're about to kick off a new experiment. A solution that can grant any wish. You don't mean any harm. (2/4/22- What the fluff 9th in Inanimate Insanity???)

It's the days after season three- all the contestants were brought to Hotel OJ free of expenses and free to roam. But after all of this, our winner, Test Tube, has fallen ill with something known to be fatal. She proceeds to only tell two about the disease and tells the rest of the hotel she's going on a trip with the money she had earned. Test Tube tells Fan to keep her laboratory safe while she's gone and to keep her inventions and work alive. Will Fan overdo his task?

just a bunch of incorrect quotes involving Object Show characters! mainly bfb, II, AIB, and HfjONE almost all of them are from an incorrect quote generator. enjoy!!

"I bake when I'm depressed... WHICH, I'm NOT! Nooo, I am not." - Just when Lightbulb thought it couldn't get anymore lonelier- she receives the news that her three best friends- Painty, Fan, and Test Tube- had left for a VIP Tour of their favorite band. Without her. With the final four being taken in by Hotel OJ, Lightbulb couldn't seem to find any place to fit in with. Everyone had their pairs- and some... kept their distance. But hey- the kitchen is wide open! So, why wallow around in sadness, when she could pour her heart into something she enjoys- baking? Bake your heart out! But be weary- not all emotions are meant for the consumption of others.

Test Tube is conducting her experiments on various hotel members, and Mephone was unfortunately a victim of her curiosity. (AKA Someone takes a potion and age regresses (literally) but it's for science!!!!) (CROSSPOSTED ON AO3)

This is an AU I made for fun because I like II so here we go! Fan is special and no one knows who he is and stuff. It takes place after season 2 but uh since fan isn't their suitcase gets eliminated because she was second to last. (Sorry suitcase 😔)