Inanimateobjects Stories

A pair inanimate sunglasses has a day dream of becoming a super hero. I had to make this story for English, it had to be about an object being a super hero. My teacher said I was the only one to do it like this. Date written: 05/20/14 Date typed: 10/08/14 Date made to where it was actually readable: 06/12/15

idk a funny short entry of a pair of socks that got separated

this was my own idea

oh yisss

A blanket and a bed.

(REMAKE OF MY FIRST EVER STORY!) GolfBall was inside of her factory, doing another experiment as usual. Although, this time was different. She was making the most very important thing ever, the most and the best thing to have, especially in a show like theirs. A recovery centre. However, something failed, something went wrong in HER creation. Before anything though, she knew she had created something better. Warnings: • swearing • Some bits of gore (later in the future idk) Ships: Paper x Oj, Paintbrush x Lightbulb , etc • blood • Violence there will be lots to focus on so I will only focus on some people. NOT ALL so if there are objects who are never ever mentioned, remember this. My AU so if somethings don't go with the cannon, this is the explanation

Daniel accepts a bet from his friend Peter to stay at an abandoned home rumored to be haunted. He should have refused the bet.

Stories about inanimate objects.

This story is a whimsical adventure that explores the secret lives of everyday household objects. It combines the "hidden world" charm of Toy Story with the high stakes of being a fragile kitchen item. ​The Core Theme ​The story centers on identity and resilience. While most kitchen items are defined by their fragility (the fear of being chipped or broken), Luca represents a new kind of hero one who is "unchippable" and "unbreakable." His physical toughness allows him to be the brave leader who protects his more delicate friends, like Barnaby the Mug. Key Story Elements: ​The Secret World: The magic of the "Quiet World" activates only when humans leave, turning a mundane kitchen into a landscape of adventure. ​The Unlikely Hero: Luca isn't a fancy crystal glass or a heavy iron pot; he is a simple kid's plate. His "imperfection" (being plastic/melamine) is actually his greatest strength. ​Friendship & Unity: The story brings together different generations of objects-the "Modern Crew" (the toaster and backpack) and the "Old Box" (the dusty attic decorations)-showing that everyone has a purpose when they work together. ​The "Secret Agent" Mission: The plot balances a high-energy party with the tension of a "race against time" to clean up and solve a human problem (the lost ring) before the garage door opens. ​Summary: ​"Luca's Long Weekend" is a heartwarming tale about a plate who proves that being "made for kids" doesn't mean you can't be a hero. It's a story of rescue, disco lights, and the secret magic that happens when the humans are away.

+ "Little Pupil, what made you gaze your empty eyes around our forbidden classroom?" "Little Pupil, what made you grasp the learning materials that serves as your guide to reality?" "Little Pupil, what made you..." "Give us the honor to teach you and see you grow?" "..." "Little Pupil..." "Would you let us...." "Teach you this final Lesson?" "Even if your cries and complains were in return?" +

tacobell cup x giraffe

Not my best work. Don't complain plz.

sorry this is late

Told from the first person perspective of a recycling bin named Richie who tells about his struggles of achieving his lifelong dream, which just so happened to be becoming a trash can... and I thought I set the bar low. (insert joke about me being a piece of human garbage here) This was originally something I wrote in a creative writing class during my freshman year of high school so I'm not going to pretend it's my best work but hey, who doesn't love a few talking trash cans?

**DISCONTINUED As the title suggests, your name x humanized objects Special thanks to Emily ( @His0kasBungeeCvm ) for being my co-author and basically doing all the work, I don't think the writing would be the same without you hehe. ARTCREDITS FOR COVER- Emily ( @His0kasBungeeCvm )

THAT MOMENT WHEN JASON GETS REJECTED. Yeah this is total crack.

Collection of shit Spoon and Fork were talking: Fork: Can I spoon you? Spoon: Go fork yourself

Just some poems I wrote and felt like sharing *Credit to the original owners for the artwork!*