Inappropriatehumor Stories

This is where I will be describing how my sense of humor came to be. Also parts stores in my life that I find hilarious that the might as will just be kind of fucked up

Lila had definitely chosen the worst day to spread a lie about her relationship with Adrien. After all, when proof to debunk the said lie is right in front of your eyes, it is hard to believe it. ~ "I'm not dating Lila, I don't know what she's told you, but she's lying-" Adrien tried to come clean to his classmates, but it seemed as if it didn't matter to them, instead... "Lila doesn't lie!" Kim intervened. Did he have to? "I can't believe you, after everything you said to me yesterday," Lila said in a fake broken voice, wiping her tears. "Yesterday?" "Yes! During dinner with your father!" "What dinner?" "Don't play dumb! Are you lying to just break up with me? I thought you were sincere!" And here she goes, crying again. The quartet all shared a look of "being utterly done with life right now". Was there any point in trying to make the truth come out? But Adrien didn't want to be known as a cheater. And he didn't want Nino to look like some kind of home wrecker. So, he made up his mind to show this little liar a piece of his way of thinking. ~ Main Pairing: Adrinino/Nino x Adrien (also contains implied sabrichloé) #Lila Rossi's lies are exposed (OneShot)

It's not easy being alone in the apocalypse, but it's even more difficult to find a group to travel with. The fear of catching the virus, the lack of trust between people, and the overall lack of people who aren't flesh/brain hungry humanoids, plagued with insanity, or just plain assholes all make this task more difficult. It's even worse for 18 year old Sam Boulanger, who's not the best traveling companion in the world.

Teaming up with Pitaya Dragon, Fire Spirit is being paid to play the part of a prince captured by the dragon, in hopes that the King and Queen of the Hollyberry Kingdom will send a warrior dumb or weak enough to be manipulated into escorting him into the palace walls. There he will assassinate one, or both of the royals, so that he may let in his comrade to take over the Kingdom once and for all. The warrior sent to assist is none other than Knight, and whether it be because of stupidity or an innate interest in Fire Spirit's charm, Knight escorts him on his way to Hollyberry Castle. The two get into hijinks and bond over the course of the roadtrip back.

I don't know what aspire me to make this, but it's pretty much a book about all the dumb conversationsI've had. Contains: Swearing, and sexual jokes. If you are not comfortable, then please do not read this.

We all have our own sides, what makes us, well, us! I decided to make an ask book to ask all of my sides! (The photos in the shitty title aren't mine.) (Based of the youtube series called Sander Sides.) (This may have trigger warnings, and if there is it will be before the chapter.) (Will contain swearing/bad language.)