Incorrectenhypen mga kuwento

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Witness our beloved En-kids in their natural habitat :D ❝Why do you shower in boiling hot water?!❞ ❝No one likes uncooked meals ;)❞ 《 Prepare your braincells before you read 》 《 Contains some original crack shit 》 《 Quotes are mostly from pinterest and tumblr so creds to the owners 》

just some good ol' enhypen crack, that my silly little brain came up with.

You know the usual chaotic stuff Disclaimer- I do not own these quotes and the right goes to the original writers MOSTLY FAMILY FRIENDLY

incorrect enhypen for you -includes foul language-

credits to the original owners

stan enhypen (you can find parts 1 & 2 on my profile!!)

just a book :) (you'll see...)

"I'm the leader, not a babysitter." - Yang Jungwon, five minutes before joining a cult dedicated to a giant inflatable dinosaur. In the ENHYPEN dorm, the "02z" (Jay, Jake, and Sunghoon) can't agree on whether cereal is a soup or if a tree named Terrence is judging their life choices. Meanwhile, Heeseung is one lag-spike away from retirement, Sunoo is legally required to wear sunglasses just to look at his own reflection, and Ni-ki is busy recruiting local ghosts for the "Bite Me" dance line. Between Jay's "organic" investment in expensive corn and Jake's philosophical approach to reading exactly one page of a book, the dorm is less of a K-pop powerhouse and more of a 24/7 fever dream. What to expect: • Jay trying to fix the WiFi with a kitchen utensil. • Jake getting lost on the "scenic route" to the fridge. • Sunghoon being the only person to ever be "dazzled" by a roommate. •Heeseung contemplating the consequences of his actions (usually involving Ni-ki). • Jungwon just trying to survive until the next comeback. Will they ever find the convenience store? Is the ocean actually soup? And why is there a fire extinguisher in the kitchen again? Find out in this collection of ENHYPEN moments that never happened... but probably could.