Tubsie
"Welcome to my world: where I pathetically try to make friends with the help of my amazing (crappy) sense of humor.
Where confusing narration breaks all walls set up by the ancient writers.
Here, I talk to myself in order to abate my loneliness.
And you are an unwilling victim who probably found themselves here by accident."
A small smile adorns the face of a loopy, indolent girl, as she grabs a handful of popcorn and shoves them into her mouth.
"So will you care to engage with me in my 'fun' adventures."