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Random bleh

This is a crack fic

This webtoon sucks

I'm just going to write this and see what happens...my apologies in advance. top!jimin; bottom!yoongi contains: fluff; smut; some straight shit; mostly gay shit; cringe -- read at your own risk [O N G O I N G]

Bc why tf not?

I uh- yeah don't ask. This is what I call simping season ig- IDK HES HOT BRO- TW: slight gore description (blood, knives, stuff of that sort) ITS ANDY'S APPLE FARM AND ITS THE HOT ANTAGONIST WHAT DO YOU EXPECT >:) (Cover art is by me💅)

Hi. Murder mystery but it's the DU. This is gonna be a rollercoaster sooooo, grab ya popcorn and chill.

Aliens. Rom-com tropes. Depression. Gay ships. Utter absurdity in the form of smart comedy. What do they have in common? This book. Get ready for a stitched together book combining romance, si-fi, adventure and comedy into one cringy book written by a single teenaged girl. Don't expect it to be good. TW: Depression, mild self harm or straight up death, a fuck ton of swears. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Barney tries so very hard to mate with the grass. but is stopped by the peoples around him... will he ever get to be with his true love? Note: this is pure crack I'm so sorry

Just plain out the yeety shit me and Caullo say (jj)

so I got tagged, and i am hella triggered. but ok sure here ya go bitch

Two yanderes, Alex and Eli, are trying to stalk eachother... At the same time. Eli's trying to find Alex, and same goes for Alex. Are they gonna bump into eachother, or just go home?

A huge thanks to Munkismol for giving me permission to use their fanganronpa for this, I really enjoyed reading it and I immediately started shipping Daikam when the shipping bait was released. Fanganronpa: Danganronpa Despair Blooms Hopefully this turns out good... Nagito: dId sOmEOnE sAy hOEp? Blue: Gtfo u bagel boi

It was only a stuffed animal..... right?

Who said girls can't play soccer?Boys DUH!!! ( I know this because I play soccer and I have experienced it)After going through Hard times with boys judging girls Kaitlyn and Elise Prove some boys wrongs......But the fields are band for girls😭.....

drop interactions if ya want-

bleh

So like Jinbop and TumultuousTiger and stuff *sigh* what am I doing with my life #TigerBop #FML

It was three in the morning, we were all tired, I haven't even seen this show. I'm so sorry.