Ineffablehusbands Stories

Random AU's for the Ineffable Husbands that either come out of my mind or got inspired by other AU's in the community (if that is the case, I'll specify from where and who the original AU came from). Chapter lengths may vary from very short to very long, I don't plan on giving myself a minimum or maximum word count for this. Even if one goes on for very long and probably should be broken up into several parts, I'll refrain from doing so, to keep it as a literal one-shot. So this should be fun. (Book says "Completed", but that will only be official when the line below says "Word Count" and not "Current Word Count". If it still has "Current", that means there's still more AU ideas I haven't gotten to, but will someday. If you like how I write the ineffable spouses, add this book to your library so you're notified when a new one-shot comes out!) Current Word Count: 320,500 (57 one-shots)

Aziraphale and Crowley, an angel and a demon who were before secret lovers that didn't know they loved each other, have to deal with the second antichrist baby created by the demons quickly in order to save the Earth and the angels' health. Contains spoiler and is my own continuation of the show.

2026. Aziraphale, morose d'une vie sans attrait au Paradis, apprend que Crowley a été fait prisonnier par l'archange Michael et le Metatron. Pour l'annihiler. Mais Aziraphale aura-t-il le courage de mettre un terme à la vie de son compagnon, et par la même occasion à cet amour croissant depuis 6000 ans ? Pendant ce temps, Crowley, qui a vécu à la librairie avec Muriel ces trois dernières années, est terrorisé à l'idée de revoir Aziraphale. Oui, bon, désolé.e, je suis nul.le pour les intros, mais c'est vraiment bien, hein ? Et c'est drôle, et gnagnagna, et gnagnagna... Oh, et, pour être honnête, étant athée, je n'ai que des notions réduites, ou du moins basiques, de la religion chrétienne. Et encore une chose, j'apporte ma propre personnalité dans les leurs, bien que j'essaye vraiment d'être pertinent.e. Et je fais des monologues entre eux, basés sur mes propres analyses de leur relation, de la série, tout ça. ET AUSSI, il y a quelques headcanons, découlant du fait que je connaisse pas grand-chose en religion chrétienne, mais j'essaye quand même de rester fidèle à l'œuvre et à la religion... Par conséquent, si vous êtes croyant.e, ne vous offusquez pas, mais éclairez-moi si vous avez des choses à me faire remarquer, ou à compléter, ou à corriger :) Voili voilou 😊👍 TW : Évocation de tentative de suicide Évocation d'agression sexuelle Évocation (minuscule mais quand même présente) de drogue Malgré que cette histoire ne soit pas classée mature (du moins pas encore), il y a certaines scènes peut-être un peu crues, je suppose :)

Crowley and Aziraphale have had fights before, but a grand miscommunication left them farther apart than ever. Aziraphale's new position in Heaven meant leaving Crowley behind, even after his final confession. They try and fail to live without the other while unraveling their complicated feelings about each other. Season 2 of Good Omens spoilers ahead!! It takes place right where the S2 finale leaves off. Hope you enjoy ;)

According to 'The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter,' the end of the world will take place exactly next Saturday, just before dinner time. The armies of Heaven and Hell are gathering, and strange things are beginning to happen all over the world. Yes, everything is going according to the Great Plan. Well, maybe not everything. The demon Rowan is not at all happy about the end of humanity, and although the angel Santiago isn't either, she is afraid of what might happen if his superiors find out. But the two of them have never been alone, and this time even less so, because Aziraphale and Crowley are also unwilling to accept so easily the idea of 'the end of the world as we know it'. Neither Heaven nor Hell would be amused to learn that a fussy angel, a hustling demon, a falsely obedient little angel, and a bratty demon are planning to sabotage Armageddon. Everyone is fighting to fulfil their desires to end the world or not, but whatever happens, it's already raining frogs, Atlantis is rising again, Death, War, Pollution and Hunger are already revving their engines, and... Good heavens! Someone has made the Antichrist disappear! * ** This story was first written in Spanish. Now, I'm trying to adapt it into English. The central plot and characters of this story belong to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Although I've used the book as a basis, elements from the Amazon series are also present. Please, remember that even though angels and demons use he/him or she/her pronouns, they're still non-humans, so they have no gender. They are not straIght, not gay, not lesbian, etc. They don't work like us, because they do not have our society's rules. They are just beings who use the language how it works. I hope you enjoy the story.

Since the professional writers are on strike, we, the amateur fanfiction authors, have to take it upon ourselves to continue writing about our tragic little "gay men",, I suppose. This is my personal take on Good Omens season 3. The story continues where the second season left off, with Aziraphale in heaven and Crowley left behind on earth. This piece is solely based on my own ideas and interpretations, I am not a very skilled author, so be warned. TW's and such: - Alcohol(ism) - Implied depression - Violence (swords) - Manipulation - Grief - Hurt little comfort

After season 2 (I'm still crying over the end of episode 6) Azirafael got went back to Heaven to take Gabriel's place just like the Allmighty wanted... the problem is that She didn't meant this to happen at all! Azirafael shouldn't have taken the offered job. This is a complete disaster but the Allmighty still has one unused card in Her sleeve. A card to make everything right like She planned in Her ineffable plan. She has to do it, even if using this said wild card means that She will be the bad guy once again. Atlas. The youngest angel, who is one of the few angels created in the 21st century finally gets his first serious job on Earth. The young angel's task is to find a fallen angel previously know as Raphael. You see Atlas is the first Starmaker after the Rebellion and he found something in Raphael's plans which seems rather unfinished so now the young angel is desperate to find the fallen Starmaker before he runs out of the time. -The story based on the coffee theory from season 2 (if you know you know, if not it will be explained in my fanfic). Thing readers needs to know: ★I do not own the cover picture! If someone knows the artist please let me know so I can credit them properly. ★Most of the characters are belong to Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (rest in peace) ★Grammar mistakes ★This is after SEASON 2! Please watch the season because there will be SPOILERS in my story! That's it. Good reading everyone.

Crowley, the Serpent of Eden, is given a very special assignment.... carry and birth the Antichrist. In other words, be a surrogate for Satan himself. What's a knocked up Earth-loving demon to do? well, go see his "Hereditary Enemy" of course. *cover art not mine*

Remember that episode of Good Omens where the first half was literally just Crowley and Aziraphale at multiple points throughout time? This is that from Crowley's perspective with fem!Aziraphale

The ham-fisted angel Gabriel and the chaotic demon Beelzebub team up to form an unlikely duo. The two have become overly fond of life on Earth, and they are forced into forming an alliance in an attempt to stop the approaching Armageddon. To do that, they have to find the missing Antichrist, an 11-year-old boy who is unaware that he is meant to bring the end of days upon humanity.

Hey! I've never done this before but oh well I'm gonna try it. Never ever written fanfic. A couple things before you read this: •I don't do smut sorry :( in my opinion both Crowley and Aziraphale are asexual •I don't ship Gabriel and Beelzebub so there won't be any of them in this book •In every One Shot I will write in a third person point of view •I mostly enjoy Ineffable Husbands but if you have any requests for me to write about the other characters I will try to do so! All the characters in this book are based off the characters from Good Omens the book by Neil Gaimen and Terry Pratchett and Good Omens the TV series by Neil Gaimen

Oneshots primarily Ineffable Husbands... Lemon Fluff Angst You name it lolz! Platonic and Romantic IDC! Prompts and Request are ENCOURAGED!! Please! I need all the help I can get with ideas lolz

i like to draw, even though i am bad at it. hope you enjoy!! :)

My alternative take of these scenes/the near-ending of the 6th episode (and that one from the 5th). I got a 'what if' in my head after I heard these lines: "I just need to find a receptive body. It's harder than you think. I just need to find a body...pity I can't inhabit yours." To which MY mind added his response: "Why not? Who said you can't? I'm right here, Aziraphale. Take me."

I suck at titles. A short fic about Crowley waking up in July like stated in the lockdown video Yes I am aware that July practically ended and that Neil Gaiman himself said that Crowley woke up and went right back to sleep with his alarm set to October but shhhhhhhhh Anyway constructive criticism welcome!! Cover photo obviously not by me

Longing for the place he once called home, Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has taken the risky decision to return to Earth and visit his beloved bookshop once more. Whilst he has an official excuse for his excursion, the real motive behind his return remains blurry even to himself, in that he has long since accepted that the individual who lies at the heart of his homesickness will no longer be around. Consequently resigned to the idea of never having his heartache allayed, Aziraphale resolves to use the visit to bid a proper farewell to the remains of his old life, only to have Muriel hand him a book which stirs the embers of it into a new flame. For this book is no ordinary book. It is the book that laid everything bare to Aziraphale fifty years earlier, and which Crowley has somehow unearthed in a final attempt to persuade his lover to come home...

I recently read this poem by a Sufi poet Malik Muhammad Jayasi (you should check it out) and had this crazy idea of mixing it up with Good Omens. This is my first time as a fanfiction writer. Well! TBH this is my first time writing, so pardon me for any kind of stupidity. so here it goes!!

Stuff happens and most of it is sad but its also really sweet

The Ineffable Husbands daughter loses her first baby tooth

(Per chi è Italian* o non parla l'inglese, nel mio profilo potete trovare la versione italiana della storia!) Hi everyone! If you're here from TikTok after seeing my video: glad I managed to catch your attention, and I hope you will enjoy this fanfiction about our ineffable husbands! (I'm assuming that if my video showed up on your For You page, you already know what this is about haha.) And if you're one of my followers: welcome <3 thank you so much for your support, and I hope you'll like the story! If you just stumbled upon this by chance, here's a quick intro so you know who you're dealing with: I'm a 27-year-old Sicilian girl with a big love for music, TV shows, and anime. This is a fanfiction based on the tv show Good Omens. If you know it, you instantly have my respect. (And if you want more Good Omens or tv shows/anime content, you can follow me on TikTok: The_ineffable_girl *angel-wing emoji*.) If you don't know the show, I seriously recommend watching it. In my opinion, it's one of the most beautiful tv show ever made! (Also, you wouldn't understand this fanfiction at all, so... yeah, go watch it first haha.) In any case, just know that this fanfic isn't very long (barely ten chapters) and there are no spicy/hot or NSFW scenes (maybe a bit of romance here and there). I chose to focus more on the idea of family, so if you're a minor or reading in public, don't worry, it's totally family-friendly! I'm sorry if there are any grammar or syntax mistakes. Since I'm Italian, English isn't my first language. Huge thanks to Sally from @goodomensitaly (go follow the page on IG and TikTok), my dear friend Andrea (who also created the beautiful cover for this story, follow her on TikTok too), and @heohl (follow her on IG) for being my beta readers! That's all, I won't keep you any longer... enjoy the story and HAPPY READING!