Ineffablehusbands Stories

That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.

Heaven found out, and now Aziraphale was gone. This is the first time Crowley has ever acted properly demonic

(set after the Apocalet'snot) Crowley, in a fit of drunkenness, confesses his feelings for Aziraphale. It doesn't go down very well. In fact, it goes about as badly as it could've gone, and before Aziraphale could even try to process his (already given) response, Crowley is gone; vanished into thin air. So, in a very Aziraphale-like manner, Aziraphale does nothing for a while, taking it all in. And then he panics.

The year is 2018. Armageddon has become Armageddon't. Heaven and Hell are pissed, to say the least. Now an angel and a demon must choose their faces wisely to save each other from a fate worse than discorporation; a task that throws into light just how badly each of them are treated, and changes both of their lives forever. *** This is a collection of ficlets that I'm currently writing for my Tumblr (*cough* my url is 'evilsausageflavouredpretzel' *cough cough*), so there'll probably only be 3 or 4 "chapters" by the time I'm finished. *** Mandatory disclaimer: Good Omens and the characters, locations, plots, etc associated with it are the work of Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. If they were mine, I can almost guarantee I would have better things to do than to be writing terrible fanfictions on Wattpad

Un día Aziraphale amanece convertido en una serpiente blanca. No sabe por qué o cómo, lo único que sabe es que no puede recobrar su forma humana. Al verlo entristecido por su suerte, Crowley decide permanecer también como serpiente para que no se sienta solo. Todo parece retornar a la normalidad, excepto por un pequeño detalle: Zira ha puesto una gran cantidad de huevos. ¿Van a tener familia en su forma de reptiles?

cause love's such an old fashioned word Eden was the first Virtue to be sent to earth. Supposed to do quite the same as Jesus, just with less fame coming with it. After the end of his quite short but meaningful life, she was supposed to return to heaven and to her eternal task - tending the architecture and balance of the natural world. But her time on earth had changed her. She has developed the desire of wanting to live and do more than caring for the tide of the sea and the rise of the sun. She saw potential in humanity, loved it fairly too much, to just commit to God's plan, of earth ending in the nuclear armageddon. And so she rebelled. and love dares you, to care for the people, on the edge of the night

A cursed noble, a lonely bookshop owner, a tale as old as time. Could there be anything more to this story?

Después del fracasado Armagedon los seres Aziraphale y Crowley quedaron temporalmente cesantes. Sus respectivos jefes habían decidido darles una especie de vacaciones luego de que ambos hubieran sobrevivido a lo que debía haberlos aniquilado. Ambos se habían unido más que nunca, ahora no tenían miedo de que los vieran fraternizando y solían frecuentarse, de hecho el demonio ahora almorzaba cada día con Aziraphale, quien le cocinada distintas recetas que había aprendido en los 6.000 años que llevaba en la Tierra. ¿Qué pasará ahora que Crowly ah decidido desaparecer cada miércoles después de sus meriendas? Créditos de la portada: https://mobile.twitter.com/hemimaija/status/1161082132791463936

Aziraphale siempre creyó en los ángeles. Crowley siempre miró las estrellas buscando algo que no sabía nombrar. En esta vida son solo dos ancianos en un jardín a medianoche, y aun así el universo los escribió igual. El problema es lo que el universo no puede garantizar que dure.

Prompt fills for the Ineffable Husbands Good Omens Advent Calendar. 31 times Aziraphale and Crowley kiss.

Good Omens fix-it fic! Spoilers for the finale. Chest pounding, Asa Fell races after the author... ...and suddenly it all comes flooding back.

aka what am I doing with my life. This will entirely be me flexing my writing muscles and doing dumb little ideas I have. It's mainly gonna be ineffable husbands soooooo get ready. I take requests

Five times Crowley and Aziraphale were mistaken as lovers, starting in the Garden of Eden. And one time they didn't deny it. Good Omens Ineffable Husbands 5+1 Things fic, pure sappy fluff and humour this time. No angst, I promise. But plenty of kissing. Crowley/Aziraphale

8 oneshots for Ineffable Husbands Week 2019. All Crowley/Aziraphale, all the angel and demon boy in love, you know the drill. Day 1: Music Day 2: Rain/Storm/Downpour Day 3: Falling

Freddie Fell, named after Freddie Mercury from Queen, is the adopted daughter of Aziraphale and Crowley. Read all about an angel and a demon's struggle to be good father figures whilst their kid is quite a wild child. She/Her pronouns for Freddie He/him for Aziraphale and Crowley Events take place during the beginning of Season 1 Disclaimer: I do not in anyway, shape or form own Good Omens (though I wish I did), Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman get the rights to everything except Freddie, who I came up with.

The angel aziraphale and demon crowley are now swapped. Aziraphale is now the demon named Ezrafell and Crowley is now the archangel Raphael. They must now thwart Armaggedon without Raphael losing his job. (This is mainly just my own twist on a bunch of scenes from good omens that I like)

Aziraphale has gone much too slow for Crowley, who has waited patiently for 6,000 years...

don't ask. I don't really have motivation, but since c.ai gave up on me and I can't exactly burn myself with candle wax, this is my alternative. And, yes, the title is based off of a Queen song. Crowley and his Bentley would be proud!

Uhhh nothin much to say other then this is just a little fic abt what happened after they got onto the bus to go to Crowley's flat after the not-apocalypse, again I'm not the best writer but I tried lmao, enjoy B)

Anthony J Crowley has a secret. He isn't actually a normal demon is actually lucifer the fallen archangel. He got bored in hell, so he decided to disguise himself. And mess around on earth. Where he met his best friend Aziraphale. However, when he finds out that Hell wants to start Apocalypse. Would he have to reveal who he is?? (Characters are not mine. I have read this AU where Crowley is Lucifer and I love this AU and so I wanted to kinda give my take on the AU since I got the script book and season two came out with more flashback stuff. Anyways I hope you enjoy.)