Infomercial Stories

Drift: 1. a driving movement or force; impulse; impetus; pressure. 2. Navigation, the component of the movement that is due to the force of wind and currents. 3. Oceanography, a broad, shallow current that advances at the rate of 10 to 15 miles a day. This book contains none of these. The contents within are in actuality, quite lacking of a driving focus or pressure. Intangible rhetoric and overly complicated discussions shall be contained like letters to no one, which shall be available for your viewing pleasure or disgust. Just remember, like the gentle drift of an ocean's wave our lives will someday ebb away, so choose carefully the pursuits you waste precious time on.

This Infomercial Was My Forensics Project from January-April 2014

Love, death, and ex-girlfriends. A man ponders all of this and draws connections linking all three: all while wondering why he can't confront his past. (Originally written in 2010 for Restless: An Arts Anthology.)

Ever wonder what REALLY goes on in the world of the Psychic 900 Numbers? I was once a poster child for the 1-900 Infomercials back in the 1990's. Recently voted the 57th "Best / Most Trusted Psychic in the World", here is my peak behind Oz's Psychic Curtain.

THE STRANGEST MXM STORY ON WATTPAD! AND THAT'S NO JOKE! (Cover by @rayraybites. I thank you for your excellent work.) Do you want a relationship between a demon and a man that'll make you question your insanity? Do you want an gay romance where both of the men are assholes? Do you desire to read about a raving lunatic and his demonic enabler? Well, you've come to the right place! What other people are saying: Relatable and innovative. - @dsfelix If you have ever eaten food or breathed air, this book is for you.