Inglorious Stories

(Character x Reader Oneshots) I have a blog on Tumblr where I write but that's exclusively for villains since I don't usually really enjoy antagonists but I suddenly DO and I have nowhere to put these feelings so THIS will be that place. XD :D Just Oneshot's and drabbles, and possibly headcanons! The first page is the character list if anyone is interested XD. Most of them are preeeetty niche. Also, I ran outta tags (Damnit). So not all the characters / fandoms I write for are down there. Its just whatever odd ideas I get that I run with.

check end of description if ur looking for a smut warning ------------------------------ BASED OFF OF THE STORIES AND MOVIES " GUERRE DES BOUTONS " AND " INGLORIOUS BASTERDS" ------------------------------ Set during WW2 in an occupied village in the south of England, two ruthless groups of boys, between the ages of 11 and 17, (The "Kraut Killers" and the "Slaughtering Soldiers") find themselves at war with each other. Why you might ask? Well it's quite simple really. The Kraut Killers' only objective is, well, killing Krauts. In fact, the leader of the Kraut Killers, Edward Raine, is Lieutenant Aldo Raine's (Inglorious Basterds) very own son, sent to England by his father for refuge from the war. Whereas the Aryan Assassins, who consider themselves at the time part of the aryan race as well as assassins, were charged to stop these incompetent murderers. Charles Landa, leader of the Aryan Assassins, just so happens to be the son of Hans Landa. What a coincidence..... or is it..? But what will happen when a young girl steps in between these two murderous gangs? ------------------------------------------------------------ "And I frankly do NOT need you to feel the need to defend me!" You raised your voice as you patted down your dress. "Oh I'm sorry for looking out for you? I suppose you can defend yourself. Just like how you defended yourself when that fucking dickhead was touching you everywhere and rubbing himself all over you for example! Huh?! Of course you need us. You need ME. And do you know why? Because you're nothing but a weak stupid little girl, incapable of pushing away a single pervert. You're fucking useless! That's why!" Edward yelled back as he stepped forward, pointing in the direction his enemies had left in as he pronounced the word pervert. ------------------------------------------------------------ - ENEMIES TO LOVERS...???? - Most likely will be including smut along the story (if you guys would like!)

I RP pretty much anything. Mainly into- The Walking Dead(TV Show) Celebrity RPs Marvel TF2 Band RPs RDR Black Ops Zombies (aether story) Inglorious Basterds

This collection of of quotes this time comes from the movies... I'm now sifting through character quotes from some of our favourite films... Enjoy! PJ

** donny donowitz x reader ** best friends somehow turned lovers in the heat of war

Rachel Tiffany Williams and Alice Giselle Silivasi were the most inseparable of friends; so inseparable in fact, that they followed one another from their artistic courses in college, all the way to their individual jobs for the LA Times. Yet, what happens when these two ever-loyal best friends ram right into another set? And a rather well-known set at that: Christoph Waltz and Mads Mikkelsen. When these four hit it off, will new friendships be formed? Or will such relations equate to something far greater? Perhaps, if feelings grow too out-of-hand, the concepts of truth and loyalty will raise considerable questions to each individual friendship.

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A failed contest entry. God looks down upon his earth and contemplates it's future.

A British spy hides beneath the velvet shadows of a Parisian cinema, caught between loyalty, survival, and the two most dangerous men in occupied France. Frederick Zoller wants her. Hugo Stiglitz hunts beside her.