Inglouriousbasterds Stories

A story about our favorite German Basterd Anything that isn't English is italicized. I speak German and Italian, but not very well at all, so I apologize for any poor grammar in the other languages. It's a crappy story but it isn't supposed to be good so JOKES ON YOU

woah Utivich and Hans fight over Aldo idk i don't make the rules

Reader x Christoph Waltz

"You're such an asshole Fredrick!" He loved it when she said his name like that. The way his name rolled off of her tongue, the way her French accent complimented the tones of his name, the french i, the way she swore. Everything about her was gracefull, like a real French mademoiselle. "Colette!" His harsh voice called for her, harsh with that German accent of his that she so adored. She turned towards him, and opened her mouth to say something. Hesitation. Her mouth shut, as she thought for a few seconds, and opened it again. "I'm sorry Fredrick. If only you saw." A silence rested between the two. The silent was so known, homelike, so trusted, but meanwhile so hostile, angry and anxious. "Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to get totally wasted. And if you do mind, I literally do not care. Adieux Monsoir Fredrick!" She cheerfully waved at him, as she elegantly stomped out of the room. Only she could stomp elegantly, and he knew it. God, why did she, a French fucking citizen, working with the fucking Americans, have to fall in love with Fredrick Fucking Zoller.

[SHORT STORY] Second World War. Jews are deported and exterminated. Those who manage to escape are hunted down. Some try to retaliate, including a small group whose aim is to exterminate a secret branch of Nazism. A story of revenge that is coming to an end. Will they succeed in killing the Colonel? Will their leader, a young woman, kill her mother's murderer? [HISTOIRE COURTE] Seconde Guerre Mondiale. Les Juifs sont déportés et exterminés. Ceux qui arrivent à s'enfuir sont pourchassés. Certains tentent de riposter, dont un petit groupe qui a pour but d'exterminer une branche secrète du nazisme. Une histoire de vengeance qui touche à sa fin. Vont-ils réussir à tuer le leader ? Leur cheffe, une jeune femme, va-t-elle tuer l'assassin de sa mère ? Cover : https://www.pinterest.fr/pin/221380137921754833/

"In hindsight," Utivich said. "It was a little naive of us to think Operation Kino was the end of it." - Hans Landa and his wife Sylvia hunt a Nazi fugitive in 1950s Hollywood, and uncover explosive secrets, betrayals, and a twisted web of evil beneath the glamour of Tinseltown. A sequel to Velvet Waltz.

After the death of Batman and Joker, people come out of the shadows to continue the legacy of Batman and Joker, which causes more chaos then the Joker could have ever caused. Damian Wayne comes to live at Wayne Manor, where he wants to become the new Batman, but will turn into a vicious serial killer after he meets Dandy Mott's ghost, who tells him to kill to make justice. Also, Wonder Woman has to recruit new superheroes after Deadpool and Wolverine are caught by Lexcorp and Lex Luthor tells her a bomb will go off in 24 hours. Meanwhile, psychos come out of the dark, such as Mickey and Mallory, Freedomland, and the Joker Is Forever Clan. Also, Special Agent Fox Mulder investigates the Freedomland group, to see why people from the past keep popping up in the present. Read to find out the end results.

Oh sweet revenge.

When her family get killed before her eyes, Florence Demetri is the only one who survives. She manages to escape the infamous Jew Hunter, Hans Landa and joins the Basterds. To vengeance her family, Florence becomes a spy for the Americans. Ready to do anything in her way to end the war, but everything falls apart once she meets the Jew Hunter at a restaurant in Paris. The man who aimed a gun after her last time she'd met him. Highest ranking in #1 Tarantino