Inneedofideas Stories

I am in desperate need to write but I have no idea, I am actually begging someone to give me writing ideas they would like to see. Thank YOU.

A short story in the form a diary/ guide book. Its supposed to be humourous but in all belief is in need of some major help,ideas,guidance,and opinions I really like the idea of it and I dont give up on the story but it is what is i would add more chapters/parts but not even done with the beginning

I NEED IDEAS