Innuendo Stories

Don't ask, just read.

Do you ever feel like a piece of paper crinkled up and tossed in the bin? Read this poetry and embrace the slight validation.

Eva JUST recovered from a terrible heartbreak after her long-term boyfriend cheats on her, with not one but TWO women. OH the horror. But the horror surely intensifies when one night, drunk and emotional Eva catches a glimpse of a monstrous golden eyed dog. It doesn't end here, One mysterious and beyond attractive man drives into her life (literally) with the determination to make her his. Hot men, emotional wrecks, funny comebacks and... Dogs? Seems like one hell-offa journey! ••• My cheeks burn in anger, "WHAT do you think you're doing?!" I throw off the comforter and rush over to him, snatching my pantie away from him and stuffing it back in the laundry bag, "Go wash your hands, you idiotic, sick f7ck!" He rolls his eyes, "I'd rather not." and calmly made himself comfortable on my bed, "Wow your bed smells just like you, fruity and cute." If it was yesterday, I'd be blushing red, but now I'm just cranky and irritated, "Go away Gavin!" I groan. He hummed, "Don't do that, that's not a good sound for me to listen to, especially at h0rny hours." I blank out, my eyes travel down his muscular upper body only to land the slowly growing tent in his pants. I shamelessly point at it, "Your weenier is growing, that looks painful." He looked flabbergasted, his eyes searching my face for any bit of humor, and then slowly he bursts out laughing.

A sexy story of how things are not always how they seem.

Just a joke that started amongst friends, which I decided to pen down.

Gadget is a homebody, but his friends want to go out and get a taste of night life for the first time. Zero's friends are notorious at a certain club, and he only hangs around it to keep them in check. Thast doesn't mean he loves being there. I have an 18+ server with lots of people who ship infidget! Come join the party https://discord.gg/hFgXUn8dUx If you're not 18 but still want to talk infidget, drop your discord tag! I have an all ages one opening up soon!

Challenge 9 Innuendo. GaaraSakura oneshot. Sakura needs to face her fears and let Gaara put IT in her. Is it sexual tension running high when Gaara needs to get rough with her?

Four star crossed lovers. An Egyptian pharoh, his high priest. A Mesopotamian princess. Her high priestess. They fell in love 3,000 years ago. But what has changed, if anything? Kisara doesn't believe her mother when she is told about her heritage. Yami Yugi struggles with remembering her. Ely wonders why she feels a deep connection to Seto Kaiba. Seto Kaiba wants to know what the fascination is with Egypt.

nothing really

Erica is your average looking 'Plain Jane' trying to get through High School whilst being the social outcast. But when picture perfect new boy, Jerome shows interest in her, her life turns upside down. Fending for herself from a broken home, with a long lost dad and a suicidal mother, Jerome comes along like a distraction from the pain in her life. What she doesn't know is that Jerome isn't who she thinks he is..

Scorpius/Rose. Collection of SM/RW one shots. Brilliant ones, actually :D Not my work, credit to each and every author.

Jayne was the girl at the back of the classroom who nobody paid attention to, she was...well, invisible to the rest of her classmates. She did good in school, listened to all of her teachers, abided by all the rules, didnt draw attention to herself, had a full-time job at a local pet store, and had no friends, but she was pretty content with her life. That is, until a new guy came to town and threw everything out of balance. Suddenly everything is changing and Jayne is stuck in the middle of it all. When suddenly everybody wants to be your best friend, and guys that never even knew you existed start paying attention to you, but one whos attention you want only wants to be your friend, what do you do?

Allison Grudule, an average 16 year old girl is constantly beaten by her peers at a boarding school she was forced to attend. After a while, one of the teachers (and the only one who cares) begins to worry, and leaves Addison with a decision to either stay at the school, or go to a seemingly safe place... [I will attempt to upload a new chapter every day!]

This is an instruction guide on how to post a letter. This has been changed to how I originally wrote it due to some inappropriate content which could've got me in a lot of trouble.

Maylah Brennet is A Virgin. Due to Vincent having her Very Non-Virgin sketchbook she has to give him something in return. Her Virginity. All she can say is "Fuck my life" and sometimes that phrase is taken too literal.

Canon story (based on real life Larry). Somewhere along the way between meeting in the bathroom and finding themselves to be in the biggest boyband in the world, Harry and Louis have stumbled along the border of friendship and romance, sometimes tumbling over. But the rich and famous life they have isn't exactly making it easy for them: especially with management on their backs all the time. With no room to be with each other - or to even decide if that's what they want - how will their friendship survive the constant tug of war? Discontinued due to loss of motivation and interest in the story. Write original stories guys, most of you can. Cover by UnderAPaperMoon101