Innuendos Stories

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*Tenth in Teen Dialogue Series* ~ "Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!" "Even if those fantasies include you?" "Sorry?" "That's not what he said." ••••••• She was a normal teen with a flirtatious nature, he was a normal teen working at a pizza place, but what was about to happen between them was definitely not going to be normal. This is a story of laughs and tears, flirts and comebacks including love and heartbreaks between a flirt and an innocent, just with switched roles. Read inside to find out what happens when Pearl Campbell calls a pizza place and Turner Wilson receives it. ~ Highest ranking: 4th in Short Story

WARNING: There will be a lot of gay, typos, and gay typos. You have been warned✨✨

Some bloody hilarious Innuendos from the Harry Potter books ;D

Two best friends with musical talents have moved to the UK for college scholarships. With the little money they had left, they bought a cafe. Join these two on their journey in Birmingham through college, love interests, and if they fulfill their wildest dreams. W A R N I N G - This story will have strong language, sexual humor, alcohol and drug use, violence (Maybe. I don't know). (I promise this story is more interesting then this crappy summary.)

Reader is the last single person at her office, and while she puts on a good front, she's lonely. Will dating apps find true love, or will she swear off romance for good?

Ryan, is in complete denial. Especially when he meets rich-boy Jason; an overly flirtatious man, lovestruck into confusion. Tony can't be his true self without worrying, and Kevin's keeping a secret. Will anyone accept who they really truly are? WARNING: Guyxguy, swearing, innuendos as well as slight suggestive themes.

"Um..there's no way to sugar coat this shit!" My best friend, Marvin muttered. Now, I'm starting to get nervous. "Marv..what did I do last night?" I asked, preparing myself for the worst. "You drunk dialled your crush of seven years and told him you love him." And, I fainted.

We all have been there. Those mornings where you just want to stay in bed and cuddle the day away, not having a care for your chores or anything else in the world. What would it be like however to do so with your fave? One piece x reader one-shots featuring your favorite baes.

When Mike learns that the pizzeria might be haunted, he decides to befriend the ghost. Bad idea.

This is a story about random thoughts i have on a day to day basis.

When Ellwon and Tinia discover a priceless shield abandoned to rot at the bottom of a cave, they realize that they have stumbled upon something unusual and potentially very risky. Hunting has always been a dangerous occupation with deadly monsters, treacherous terrain and lethal traps awaiting around every corner. But none of them thought that it could get any worse. Not until they pick up that shield and soon it becomes very clear that whatever is happening is much bigger than they had originally thought. They better watch their step, cause if the walls have ears, then the floor has noses...and they can sniff them out no matter how far they run. Update: every one/two weeks Disclaimer: I do not own any of the art used on the cover or in chapters of the story, all rights go to their respective creators (the cover is a work of Fanny Vergne for Darksiders)

A month after the SQUIP is completely wiped from New Jersey, Payless and all, the students have mostly gone back to normal. Rich is back at school, Jake is going to physical therapy for his legs, and Michael and Jeremy have happily gone back to the life they once knew: joints and video games. Well, those and friends. After the SQUIP, everyone seemed to emotionally grow closer together, and they were all okay with that. But it seems like Jeremy and Michael grew a bit...closer than the rest. [Updates will begin towards the end of this month]

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Are the sandwiches tainted? What has gotten into these guys?

Jayne was the girl at the back of the classroom who nobody paid attention to, she was...well, invisible to the rest of her classmates. She did good in school, listened to all of her teachers, abided by all the rules, didnt draw attention to herself, had a full-time job at a local pet store, and had no friends, but she was pretty content with her life. That is, until a new guy came to town and threw everything out of balance. Suddenly everything is changing and Jayne is stuck in the middle of it all. When suddenly everybody wants to be your best friend, and guys that never even knew you existed start paying attention to you, but one whos attention you want only wants to be your friend, what do you do?