Innuendos Stories

Dev Adams, your all-around normal teenage girl, and like any normal teenage girl, she has a crush. Matt Zachary, your all-around school bad-boy, player and any other disgusting thing you can think of is that guy, but yet the entire female population of Wynsingdale High, is in love with him? So, what do you think she does when he gives the slightest bit of attention? Fall over herself of course, just be careful dear. Things aren't what they seem.

Book 1 of the Mortal Arms series " Death and murder were an everyday occurrence in the slums. It was either kill or be killed, no laws protected you. Every day was a war. "Only the strong will survive, and the weak shall perish", my father always said to describe this damned world." Meet the Inferno's a rebellion group whose only goal to overthrow the oppressive aristocrats who have thrown this world to its fall. Enter, Serefina is a strong-willed slum rat, with a lot of stubbornness to go around. Azrael, an orphan, with enough black to color the world. Quiet dead already isn't he. And finally Vayu and Visteria 2 twins with enough spunk, brains, and skeletons in the closet to keep the world turning, as they enter the world of blood, betrayal, and death.

Two best friends with musical talents have moved to the UK for college scholarships. With the little money they had left, they bought a cafe. Join these two on their journey in Birmingham through college, love interests, and if they fulfill their wildest dreams. W A R N I N G - This story will have strong language, sexual humor, alcohol and drug use, violence (Maybe. I don't know). (I promise this story is more interesting then this crappy summary.)

When Ellwon and Tinia discover a priceless shield abandoned to rot at the bottom of a cave, they realize that they have stumbled upon something unusual and potentially very risky. Hunting has always been a dangerous occupation with deadly monsters, treacherous terrain and lethal traps awaiting around every corner. But none of them thought that it could get any worse. Not until they pick up that shield and soon it becomes very clear that whatever is happening is much bigger than they had originally thought. They better watch their step, cause if the walls have ears, then the floor has noses...and they can sniff them out no matter how far they run. Update: every one/two weeks Disclaimer: I do not own any of the art used on the cover or in chapters of the story, all rights go to their respective creators (the cover is a work of Fanny Vergne for Darksiders)

One-shot: Rukawa and Sakuragi were punished by their Coach. They must stay closer together and acted as a best of friends to get to know each other well within one month, or else they'll kick out of the the team. How did the rest will react when they heard their normal yet misleading conversation? Non-Yaoi.

(Part one of my new fanfiction series based around my personal fursona in his anthropomorphic form.) Jack is a strange teenager with a body that is not like most others. He seems to be impervious to blades, has amazing strength, and strangest of all he has scales under his skin! Living in a world where profanity and acts of any sexual nature are offenses punishable by prison time he must find a way to keep from being caught while juggling a newfound love life. All while dealing with a shady government official that despises him yet needs his help to catch a murderer! Can he protect the girl he loves, Dodge the decency police and gain the freedom he craves from this oppressive society? Follow the adventures of Jack through the start of the "Alpha Multiverse" Series to find out! Reviews Appreciated.

This is...old. Like, very old. Excessive swearing and drug jokes abound show that in the first few chapters. I'll try to write some more stuff in here, I've got ideas. Just...be warned.

Lucifer Morningstar was a man who had it all. He was rich, hot, powerful, and he had the perfect family. He had a wife whom he loved him very much and seven lovely children who were all the light of his life. This particular story follow his youngest and only daughter, Eleena, as she and her twin brother discover the wonders of the British Wizarding World. They're about to take Hogwarts by storm, unaware of the war they'll be thrown in. Neither Dumbledore or Voldemort will know what hit them.

*Tenth in Teen Dialogue Series* ~ "Hello, welcome to Pizzeria where we satisfy all your pizza fantasies!" "Even if those fantasies include you?" "Sorry?" "That's not what he said." ••••••• She was a normal teen with a flirtatious nature, he was a normal teen working at a pizza place, but what was about to happen between them was definitely not going to be normal. This is a story of laughs and tears, flirts and comebacks including love and heartbreaks between a flirt and an innocent, just with switched roles. Read inside to find out what happens when Pearl Campbell calls a pizza place and Turner Wilson receives it. ~ Highest ranking: 4th in Short Story

*ask me anything, im up for answers, kids. (Random updates) (Will be ongoing for awhile if the community keeps asking me questions, so feel free to ask anything, even if it's dumb, weird, or stupid!) Disclaimer: I do not own Undertale. Toby Fox owns Undertale. Obviously. Also, NONE OF THIS ART IS MINE!!!

Ryan, is in complete denial. Especially when he meets rich-boy Jason; an overly flirtatious man, lovestruck into confusion. Tony can't be his true self without worrying, and Kevin's keeping a secret. Will anyone accept who they really truly are? WARNING: Guyxguy, swearing, innuendos as well as slight suggestive themes.

2 men sent on a mission to find evidence to capture those drug dealers. A jock, but not a smart guy And A smart-ass tiny guy that doesn't even carry a water jug

Elizabeth Ashwern is the principal's daughter, and no one lets her forget it. But when she starts receiving unwanted attention from the new guy, Damon Salvatore, her popularity just goes up. Cover made by the wonderful -staryyeyed

This is a story about a puny, ordinary, mortal girly girl. A girl who comes across this beautiful, god-like creature - THE one and only, HARRY STYLES - in her ordinary day-to-day job at Coco's cafeteria! Come and see, how the sparks start flying in-between this divine hunk of a male and an ordinary cafeteria, honest hard-working gal. (Warning: May contain these said sparks, high levels of feral excitement and absolute delusion.)

Welcome to the world of a crazy, aspiring cartoon artist whose only goals in life are to either achieve her dream career as a glassblower or become the next Tom of Finland. She has a mean, bitchy alter-ego who likes to stir up some trouble whenever she feels like it, a cat who has a way of stating the facts whenever she feels like it and few precious friends who she constantly spams her "art" with, and who are honestly getting pretty sick of it by now. But has that stopped her in her tracks? No! Just like Shia La Boeuf said: "JUST DO IT!" So, join her "sexy, magical, glassy, glamorous, classy life". Maybe things are not so magical, glamorous or least of all, sexy to begin with. After all - it takes two to tango. And she only has a mean, bitchy alter-ego and a cat who both hate dancing with passion. In this cartoon/comic/art splash book, life can toss you in either in the jungles of Isla Sorna or in the deepest depths of hideous horror game design concepts, that include crawling through giant buttholes, escaping crashing helicopters, swimming away from sea monsters, but most of all, finding love and the one happy ending we all chase after. Or do we?

Asmodeus, the current King of Hell, has recently been curious about God's recent creations. God has strayed a bit from his original creations, the humans, to create other beings such as Orcs, Elves, Goblins, Dwarves, Druids, etc. Rather than getting in the big guy's way and not being able to leave his throne vacant, he severed off his 3 heads and split a bit of his immeasurable power evenly among each head. Soon, each head began to grow a torso and limbs. He then molded each face differently with his own hands. The first head was given long raven black hair, red eyes that are like rubies, the body of a woman, and a light beige skin tone. The second head was also given the body of a woman, but with short blonde hair that stops at its neck, eyes that reminds one of sapphire jewels, and brown skin. And the last head had the body of a man, with Jet-black slicked back hair, eyes of jade and has pale white skin. Asmodeus looked upon his creations with pride. Even though they are still parts of himself, he considers them his children since they have their own separate thought process from his own. He tells them to explore the realm of reality that was created by God. After only two years of being in the realm of reality, they have become notorious of their feats as Mercenaries/Mobsters. Feats from their Curteous Generosity to their Gruesome Brutality. The male was given nickname Houdini, the blonde haired female was given the nickname Tailgate, and the raven black haired woman was given the nickname Nagayoshi.

I'm bored, and here's an innocent (hahahaha as if) wattpad website where I can post my Fanfiction and no one will think I'm crazy XD.

Pillowy sheets caress our constellation drawn of lips and fingertips Your salted rind pairs well with wine and waxes larger with my every rotation Your gravity tugs at the tides of my lapping waters, drawing swells with the pull of a magnet to your technicolor dark side You are the moon, the passage of time rising and I am the east, a compass rose calling your lunar seas to the countless suns of my Milky Way, a Woman on the Moon