Insult Stories

Meet.... Kajal Mathur... the youngest daughter of Industrialist Ramesh Mathur. A 19 year old bubbly girl. Kajal is smitten by love... she hate the concept of Arrange Marriage and always dreamt to have a love marriage with a happy go lucky cool guy. Kajal is very close to her elder sister but very far from her father. She is distanced from him because he is a business man and according to her a businessmen are nothing but feelingless stone hearted robots . Meet... Raj Saxena.,28.. the construction king . One of the top youngest business tycoon of India. Also an unwanted son of his distanced parents. He tries his level best to impress them but gets nothing but disappointed in return. Due to his reserved nature people found him arrogant but in real he is just a kind hearted soul craving for love. Both are poles apart from each other. They won't even know that Almighty God has decided to destined them for seven lives. But how.... Stay tuned..... To know that Kindly ignore the grammatical errors in this story. #1 in craziness 🤪 in 13.7K stories

Natsu Dragneel was raised in his fathers Mafia. He's the hottest guy in fairytail high. Girls are always asking him out but he never seen any real interest in them. He's dated a few of them, but none of them really peaked his interests. It was just because he was bored. He's used to girls just asking him out all the time. Even if he declined them, they always came back and asked him once again, no matter how many times he turns them down. He gets really annoyed by it sometimes. But one girl catches his attention, one that wanted nothing to do with him. Lucy Heartfilia is from a rich family. Her father trained her and her sister, after some tragic events that happened when they were young, but she never fights anyone or really tries to get into any problems. She can sometimes be blunt and insensitive. But she's really nice if your nice to her. But if your mean, she can be really insulting. She doesn't have an interest in anything at all. People always ask her what she wants to do when she grows up but she never really knew that. Even when she was a kid. A lot of boys 'fall in love with her' but she always ignored them. But this one boy, just won't quit.

My friend told me I make funny insults, so I thought I'd share a few! Just read the first chapter and see what you think. I'm open to idea and if you have requests for more of this sorta thing, do ask. This story is now complete.

Emma's life was never perfect. She never had the nice house, white picket fence and a beautiful labrador puppy. She never wanted any of that anyway. All she ever wanted was loving parents for her and her sister. She's come to terms with the fact that it's never going to happen. Mike had it even worse. But for him it's in the past and all he wants to do is move on and forget. But it's not as easy as it sounds. Then one day there paths cross in the most unlikley of situations...

"ᴄɪᴠɪʟ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴄɪᴠɪʟ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇᴀɴ." Y/n Jefferson, rival to Philip Hamilton. Their Fathers hate each other, so why should they be any different? I can't write descriptions. Or anything for that matter.

"Ei tu, guardami negli occhi. Noi non siamo né palla, né secchia, né denti gialli, né Barbie, né chiappe flosce, né lenticchia. Noi siamo persone, più di te. Siamo Claudio, Luigi, Marco, Matteo, Luca, Tommaso, Lorenzo, Marika, Marta, Carlotta, Elisabetta, Laura, Giulia, Laura, Miriam e tante altre persone che hai ucciso con quella tua lurida bocca da serpe che ti ritrovi. Io sono Federico Russo, e ne sono fiero." Cit. Fede

So I decided to do something different for all you guys and decided to make a book or whatever you want to call it of comebacks and jokes that you can use or tell people and I will try to post one everyday so hope you enjoy.

"Love's my religion and you were my faith", she said with a wide-cheeked smile, "And yes, the pun was intended." "I thought your faith required a thick mass of curls on their head." "Let's not make this harder than it already is." ********* Paloma worships one thing only -Beautiful Hair. She's obsessed with hers and gives it priority over everything else. She's a rich and arrogant hair model with the world at her feet and has everything she's always wanted. Well, everything except love. So what does she do when unknowingly, Tinder connects her to a handsome, bald-headed man who is as arrogant as she is and she falls for him? She stands back up and pretends she never fell -but the ache never went away.

Zayn Malik in a boy band known as One Direction watches a famous Youtuber Leda Muir. And start to talk to each other through Via Twitter, Facebook, Skype. They both start too fall for each other during the whole thing.

This is just a book of comebacks....as you might have guessed by the title You're free to use these comebacks to your best friends (as jokes), ex bf or gf (if theyre bothering you), Or anyone who is annoying you in school, or any place generally, where you feel like they need a proper burn (: Just saying, before anyone says "i saw that on the internet, that's plagiarism." I know most of these are off the internet, some might be from my friends and I, but 90% will be off google and stuff. So just so you know, I'm not copying. And i won't say something is mine when it's not (: I'm just picking out the best so you don't have to search around! I hope you enjoy :D thankssss <3

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This is a book of good insults and jokes to tell your friends hope you enjoy it BTW:Their will be more and more everyday !!!!!! IF YOU COMMENT A INSULT OR JOKE I WILL AD IT TO THE LIST AND YOUR NAME!!!!!!!

Book 2 from ☁️Quotes And More☁️ Enjoy! ❤️ AND YOU GUYS REMEMBER MOST OF THESE QUOTES ARENT MINE!

WARNING: Crazy shit will soon appear on your screens. RUN LIKE HELL, BITCH! ©2016 HaizXXX (Haizey Clause) None of these insults or quotes are mine and mind my words because it's all part of an act. COVER BY AUTUMN DEMOLOCKS

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Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

If you're feeling down or upset these jokes will crack you up! A good laugh heals a lot of hurt. They will make you laugh till tears come out of your eyes. Turn that frown upside down and laugh at these hilariously funny jokes that will make anyone's day better. ps. these jokes are from google, please do not take these jokes seriously as this is for entertainment purposes :)

wanna have fun with your friends? or maybe bullies, well you have come to the right place!! this book is all bout comebacks , insults, jokes and heaps more!! i love to use them at school with my friends in a joke matter, but if it turns out seriously i wouldnt recommend this book, if it is a bully matter you should go talk to someone really close to you so matters dont go that bad! ENOUGH OF THE BORING LECTURE! ENJOY THIS BOOK........ -jasmine

Sequel of sorts to "Poison". Ever since his transformation, Steve, Captain America, has wanted to truly live up to his title. When Loki is forced to live in New York with the Avengers, Steve spots the chance to change the god's life on ways he never thought he would. Stoki.

𝐈 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒#𝐗 - based off the song ; I miss having sex but at-least i don't wanna die anymore by waterparks. 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 ; Y/N and her friends meetup for the first time since after quarantine and the pandemic and there she finally meets her best friend cooper , soon plans arise during a drunk conversation to move into a two person content house ( her and cooper ) and from there on out feelings start to form , but is it reciprocated?