Historias de Insulte

Mara Reyes is just another forgotten name behind a desk at a New York police commissary. Buried under endless paperwork, she watches other officers head into the streets while she's constantly reminded that she's too weak, that a woman's place is safer behind a chair. But Mara didn't swear her oath to file reports - she swore to protect the city. When New York is torn apart by a monstrous attack, Mara doesn't hesitate. Gun in hand and heart pounding, she runs straight into the chaos, facing a creature born from nightmares as it destroys everything in its path. She knows she's outmatched... but fear won't stop her now. Then Hellboy arrives. She watches in shock as he tears through the monster and ends the carnage. Smoke, blood, and silence fill the streets. Mara is left standing there, trembling, her weapon still raised as Hellboy walks past her like she's nothing more than another human in the rubble. But Mara follows him. Against all logic - and against his better judgment - she asks to go with him. To learn. To fight. To finally be part of something bigger than a desk and a pen. Hellboy becomes her reluctant instructor, training her in a world where monsters are real and survival isn't guaranteed. And as Mara proves she's stronger than anyone ever believed... she slowly becomes something far more dangerous than an enemy. She becomes Hellboy's weakness. --- 2019 based Hellboy (David Harbour) Contains smut. +18.

"It's hard to be nice when you're surrounded by idiots". Here are 100 savage and sarcastic quotes for you all. I'll try to update every week. I DO NOT OWN THESE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS. THIS IS SIMPLY A COMPOSITION OF QUOTES I GIND FUNNY

What if Baby Joe had a sister? What if she was Kentrell's ex? What if she was also his baby moma? What is she had another child and no one but her baby daddy, and baby daddy side of the family knew Find out in "Toxic Fake Love"

"ᴄɪᴠɪʟ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇꜱ ᴄɪᴠɪʟ ʜᴀɴᴅꜱ ᴜɴᴄʟᴇᴀɴ." Y/n Jefferson, rival to Philip Hamilton. Their Fathers hate each other, so why should they be any different? I can't write descriptions. Or anything for that matter.

This is a book that is full of comebacks, memes & quotes. Comebacks to use against insults, Memes to make you laugh on a bad day and quotes to help inspire you, all within your pocket. Please note that all comebacks, memes & quotes are written for pure entertainment purposes, anything that is written that has offended you in some form was not intentional at all and the Authors are sorry.

In a world filled with diverse career opportunities, Jasmine found fulfillment in her corporate role, where she could be authentic and perform her duties with dedication and precision. However, the opinions of others lingered in the back of her mind. While she could dismiss her friends' teasing about her job, the lack of support from her parents made her feel powerless in making decisions about her own life. Ultimately, she succumbed to the pressures imposed by societal expectations.

Kayo ba ang mataba? Naranasan niyo na bang pagtawanan dahil sa iyong katawan? Basahin niyo to para malaman niyo kung ano ang nararamdaman nila pag sila'y naiinsulto. Everybody should have a equal respect for each other. SAY NO TO BULLYING!.

Title: "Burn Book: Ultimate Insults & Savage Comebacks" Sections: 1. Classic Insults & Replies Example: Insult: "You're so fake, Barbie's jealous." Comeback: "And yet I'm still more real than your personality." 2. School/College Insults Insult: "No wonder you're failing." Comeback: "I may fail classes, but you failed as a person." 3. Looks & Style-Based Insult: "Did you dress in the dark?" Comeback: "Yeah, but at least I don't dress like a cry for help." 4. Online Trolling & Clapbacks Insult: "No one asked you." Comeback: "And yet here you are, reading my comment like it's gospel." 5. Family & Relationship Drama Insult: "You'll die alone." Comeback: "Better alone than with someone who talks like you." 6. Brutally Polite Comebacks Insult: "You're not even that smart." Comeback: "Thank you for your unsolicited opinion, peasant."

Whatever comes in my mind I will write it here. Hehe. Some of it ooohh~ who am I kidding MOST of it isn't mine. Have fun reading! Leave a vote, comment, follow if you like!

Yummy degrading essays to say to your ex

Had you not insulted me, bullied your way into my life, things may not be so. You now expect forgiveness which I am not ready to give. You expect another chance which you do not deserve. You continue to lie expecting me to believe. I bid you now only my warmest farewell.

BEING REWRITTEN ON ANOTHER ACCOUNT, LINK ON LAST CHAPTER AND IN MY BIO. Warrior Emma Pike is a very odd girl. She has one of the most uncommon traits in the world, extremely curly ginger hair and bright baby blue eyes. As if the capitalize on her natural odd state of being her personality matches, her constantly mismatched clothes can attest to that. Her wolf is often mistaken (at a far enough distance) for a long haired pastel calico cat. Even the beast inside her couldn't decide on a color- -Emma's wolf is smaller then most lycans but a fierce protector of her people. Her shield is her appearance. Purposely making herself appear weird, childish and even stupid through her choice in clothing. People have no clue of what she's capable, how intelligent she is, how she can manipulate and lie her way out of a lethal situation. And that's just how she likes herself, a unexpected mayhem. Gamma Jace Azazel is a numb man. His features are a weird mix of dark with small sparks of light. His hair is pure black but his eyes contradict that darkness with Egyptian blue orbs, his skin mixing in with a dark olive tone. His calm exterior is easily exposed through his touches for what it truly is- -a raging storm, it's the reason he hates touches. His wolf respects that, helping him learn how to quiet his mind and mouth so their thoughts aren't known, heightening his senses until he doesn't touch anyone. His touches mean things, he knows that too well as he is afraid. He is dependent by nature and hates it, careful not to get attached -to touch. His wolf is pure black giant with a soft grey belly, the packs greatest strategist as the gamma should be. He is simple on the outside, a cold stone of numb. Jace never seems to do anything without a reason, he walks in the room with a purpose -not that anyone but him knows what it is. Through years even his own family grew detached, strangers to Jace's mind. And he never liked company much anyway.

A simple party turns into a vicious nightmare. “We dare you guys to go on a moonlight walk through the very paths Heidi and Edmund Smith walked.” These words triggered a series of events involving an evil ghost, epic action, and deathly fainting. Will anyone survive the evil night? COMPLETED

Here are some funny and mean fairy comments you see on Tiktok 💖🧚‍♀️✨

Wanna read some funny and halarious jokes, memes, insults and comebacks. Well guess what you've come to the right place, read on to laugh your ass off. Lots of love, Godsmuslimah 😂

FUN IS ALL WE NEED Having a boring time? Looking for sth to tell someone for making them smile? Well you can always entertain yourself and others by reading jokes n quotes. Well its a book where you guys will get jokes, quotes n etc for fun. There might be anime quotes as well (winks) soooo get ready

Futuro dos personagens de Sou Luna, casados, com filhos e toda confusão

In which two guys Eli and Avery who are enemies fall inlove (This is a VERY long story sorry lol)

You know the usual comebacks insults and more hope you laugh