Insulti Stories

"It's hard to be nice when you're surrounded by idiots". Here are 100 savage and sarcastic quotes for you all. I'll try to update every week. I DO NOT OWN THESE AND ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNERS. THIS IS SIMPLY A COMPOSITION OF QUOTES I GIND FUNNY

Short stories from my RPs (and other CountryHumans/Countryballs RPs) I hope you like them 😁👍🏻✨ In: Most of the time English Polish Germany And time to time, translated Russian and French Fav ships: 🥇🇫🇷X🇮🇹 🥇🇨🇳X🇧🇾 🥇🇭🇺X🇯🇲 🥈🇯🇵X🇰🇷 🥈🇵🇱X🇨🇳 🥉🇪🇸X🇫🇷 🥉🇮🇹X🇷🇺 PS: 🇮🇹X🇫🇷= it's BL 🇯🇵X🇰🇷= it's BL 🇨🇭X🇩🇪= it's BL 🇯🇲X🇭🇺= it's BL 🇩🇪X🇷🇺= straight love 🇯🇵X🇻🇳= straight love 🇩🇪X🇯🇵= straight love 🇵🇱X🇨🇳= WxW 🇨🇳X🇧🇾= WxW 🇫🇷X🇪🇸[🏳️‍⚧️]= Straight love And the others, check out ^^

Honestly this book is just basic pickup lines, dumb jokes, and cheesy quotes.

Just a random book of funny things! (I wrote this when I was young so I apologize in advance for it being offensive or rude in any way)

So the title basically describes this.

Title: "Burn Book: Ultimate Insults & Savage Comebacks" Sections: 1. Classic Insults & Replies Example: Insult: "You're so fake, Barbie's jealous." Comeback: "And yet I'm still more real than your personality." 2. School/College Insults Insult: "No wonder you're failing." Comeback: "I may fail classes, but you failed as a person." 3. Looks & Style-Based Insult: "Did you dress in the dark?" Comeback: "Yeah, but at least I don't dress like a cry for help." 4. Online Trolling & Clapbacks Insult: "No one asked you." Comeback: "And yet here you are, reading my comment like it's gospel." 5. Family & Relationship Drama Insult: "You'll die alone." Comeback: "Better alone than with someone who talks like you." 6. Brutally Polite Comebacks Insult: "You're not even that smart." Comeback: "Thank you for your unsolicited opinion, peasant."

⊱ 𝓝𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓷 𝓪 𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 ⊰ Olivia Carver, the hopeless romantic, who tries to hide away the cracking shadows of her past trauma with smiles and laughter. Aiden Parker, who has his own load of shit in his past to deal with too, but he copes a different way- the more violent way by getting in trouble almost every single day. They despise each other. After 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 day, Olivia and Aiden both already try to avoid each other as much as possible in school. But how much can that help when Aiden is forced to give her basketball lessons they need to do for their grade and she cannot refuse because she completely sucks in sports? What will happen when the line of 'just a month of tolerating each other' blur and they can actually stand each other? Maybe even more than that. 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓭: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 2025

101 Insults because we all know that one person who just sometimes needs a high five, in the head, which a chair. People who helped with this book: Alexa Caitlyn Erica Juliette Lily Manasvini Maya Rachel Remi (ME) Serena

Insane comebacks and insults and meaningful quotes from twitter.

funny

here you'll find many insults and comebacks to use for the haters. and enemies anyway I think I gave too much away so read along to find out more!

Mereu este cineva care ne poate enerva numai prin faptul că este prin preajmă... Această carte este pentru cei ce își doresc să domine într-o ceartă, ba chiar să câștige una. Lectură plăcută! :D

A list of comebacks Completed. Includes mature language.

Two boys get signed up to a school play by their friend and now they all have to perform with the hopes of winning. but their rich, spoiled classmate tries to sabotage all the contestants. unluckily for her these three boys have no shame and will do anything in order to win. Follow the story of these three boys and the strength of their friendship As well as following their everyday life as college seniors.

Hello everyone! This is my first book! I don't mean to offend anyone, so please do not give me hate. This book consists of Combacks, Jokes and Insults! It would be Greatly appreciated if you vote your favourite Joke/Comeback/Insult! It really motivates me to make more! Thank you for reading! Check out some more of my Works! Bye!

I create jokes, comebacks, insults and quotes and drawings!. Thanks hope you like it.

Funny shit is here That is all I can tell cause ya. Also I have insults and vise Versa please read.

Here's some comebacks and one liners for you to use in pretty much every situation. DISCLAIMER: not all of these comebacks are mine

A Book Full Of Insults! <3