Insulting Stories

This is only one shot I was only trying..☺☺????????✌✌

𝓼𝓱𝓾𝓽 𝓾𝓹. 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼

These are just a few comebacks....just in case.........u needed one. you are welcome

For thorns stab and pierce And blood is real, Whereas ink is what you feel. For thorns daunt and warn And blood is cheap, Whereas ink is a step from here. For thorns show the truth And blood shouts loud, Whereas ink is silent and shy...

Here is a book of 99 BURNS. (INSULTS). Just so you guys know it is not real for anyone. It's just made up. Hope you guys enjoy.

The teachings of being a unicorn.

⚠️If you are highly sensitive, it's your own choice if you are reading this⚠️ Blood Self-injury Suicidal thoughts Self-blaming Insulting ⚠️it's your own choice if you are reading this⚠️ Sonic didn't want to go to school anymore. He couldn't see shadow right now. Sonic starts to feel sick and suddenly he coughed a flower petal from his throat. He gets curious and looks it up. Looks like he got the HANAHAKI DISEASE!

A sentient Narrator banters with the reader, unable to understand their ignorance. Do they choose naivety or does it come naturally? Recounting various tales, the narrator is unable to accept reality and resorts to insulting any who listen, or read I guess. *Disclaimer - You will be regularly insulted. If you cannot handle this or fear the possibility that you are a masochist, do not read.

Highlighting the hypocrisy of celebrating a national holiday dedicated to women while they are still being oppressed shamelessly.

Recent Grad decides to join the workforce but quickly gets caught up in a murder

I can't keep a track of all the wackado shit anymore it's gotta come out of the notes😭😭🤘

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If you don't take this challenge, I swear I'll maul you.

Jocelyn Price has a VERY hateful aunt who critizises everything the poor girl does. Including who she hangs out with. One day when her aunt comes to visit, her parents decide to send her to a family that will teach her etiqutte. But what they don't know is that the aunt has actually made the girl work as a servant for a vampire family. Yes, sold to the guy with the gray, creepy eyes. Will she survive long enough to fall for the cold hearted son or die like the rest of the other girls?

This is about what happens a lot here in Wattpad and many other sites. Please be careful.

Unsuccessful man who's hoping to succeed in life and finally have a woman in his dreams but then...

These are a few clichés I've seen in love stories ALOT. Believe me when I say that you might be offended at some things I say.