Insulting Stories

CONTENT WARNING: This is a roast and comeback book so there is swearing and darker topics. This is a collection of roasts, comebacks and just general attitude I've either read on the internet or made up myself. Feel free to use them! Also sorry if there's any grammar, spelling or punctuation errors, I wrote this a couple years ago so I can't guarantee the quality. The cover art (kousuke) isn't mine it's Fanart that I found on ig that was so beautiful I felt it needed to be on the cover. (@mystic_celly is their username on ig)- that may not be their current username but I'm not sure. Start: April 21 2018 Finish:

𝓼𝓱𝓾𝓽 𝓾𝓹. 𝓮𝓷𝓮𝓶𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓽𝓸 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼

⚠️If you are highly sensitive, it's your own choice if you are reading this⚠️ Blood Self-injury Suicidal thoughts Self-blaming Insulting ⚠️it's your own choice if you are reading this⚠️ Sonic didn't want to go to school anymore. He couldn't see shadow right now. Sonic starts to feel sick and suddenly he coughed a flower petal from his throat. He gets curious and looks it up. Looks like he got the HANAHAKI DISEASE!

This is about what happens a lot here in Wattpad and many other sites. Please be careful.

This is only one shot I was only trying..☺☺????????✌✌

Do you like to have a laugh some times? Or maybe have a small puzzle! Or even have a sweet comeback for even sweeter revenge! Mwah ha ha ha ha! NOTE: I HAVE STOPPED PUTTING RIDDLES IN MY BOOK AND ONLY PUT COMEBACKS NOW!!!

yo, I'm the main character I guess. That's a bummer but I'm a class clown so basically joker and major annoyance to the class. But I do have my flaws and own struggles with my dreams and life. Now I am here to share my story through school, heh a guy with basically no friends sharing a life story. Now isn't this gonna be entertaining.

A short fairy trail featuring Abigail shapiro and kaitlin bennet lmk if you want a part two or a series 🥺😳😳🥺🥺💕💕💕🤸♂️✨ - YourEnbyDadFromIKEA

Some of these jokes may be a bit too insulting but just keep reading..........

Jocelyn Price has a VERY hateful aunt who critizises everything the poor girl does. Including who she hangs out with. One day when her aunt comes to visit, her parents decide to send her to a family that will teach her etiqutte. But what they don't know is that the aunt has actually made the girl work as a servant for a vampire family. Yes, sold to the guy with the gray, creepy eyes. Will she survive long enough to fall for the cold hearted son or die like the rest of the other girls?

Childhood bestfriends were separated that thought they won't meet each other again.....until Read to find out 😁

stories about people I make for my dark humor

"so vou fazer pelo dinheiro, mais nada" m/n told himself. it was just for the money. all the big salaries he saw people living such comfortable lives and blowing it all so easily, he wanted that- no he needed that. and he wouldn't let anything stop him.

Highlighting the hypocrisy of celebrating a national holiday dedicated to women while they are still being oppressed shamelessly.

If you love being insulted. This book is the thing for you 🙏

Betraying is a sin. But Isabella Katherine White knew the result of the betrayal. She did a horrified mistake and now she is suffering from the punishment from her Alpha. After two years she is back to the place where it all started. Starting her Senior year in the middle, she attends the same school which she attended since her childhood. But little does everyone knows the secrets that she holds in her heart. All she came back is to find out things relating to her secrets but one most important thing is to protect someone from her Alpha. Taking help from her Vampire friend, getting confused for her feelings to her mate and failing to protect that someone.... Will Kathy find love in her path when everywhere she sees Betrayals?

I need to make this. I need this before I go mental. I have all this pent up rage I need to talk about. So just sit back, relax, and don't get your ego in a twist.

This is just a joke. Litterally. So remember this is rated if your aloud to say bitch. But its OK. Cause bitch will be bish oh yeah and credit to whoever made these!!! SOOOO. EENENNNNNJJJJOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!!!☺☺

A sentient Narrator banters with the reader, unable to understand their ignorance. Do they choose naivety or does it come naturally? Recounting various tales, the narrator is unable to accept reality and resorts to insulting any who listen, or read I guess. *Disclaimer - You will be regularly insulted. If you cannot handle this or fear the possibility that you are a masochist, do not read.