ALARTSUJI
A poetic comedy of family chaos
What happens when twenty relatives crash your house for one simple invitation?
Everything.
Snacks vanish midair. Teas multiply.
The kitchen becomes a war zone.
And you?
You become the official smile machine, dodging questions like bullets.
This three-chapter poetic saga captures the madness, the laughter, and the sandal diplomacy of a family visit gone hilariously overboard.
From auntie invasions to uncle interrogations, from compliment loops to curry-scented exits - this is the most relatable, comedic, and chaotically lovable poem you'll read today.
Welcome to the house that got possessed.
Welcome to 𝓗𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓕𝓾𝓵𝓵, 𝓜𝓮 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓯.