Ipromisethisisajoke Stories

This story has a lot of turns that no one will be expecting. We have turned J.K Rowlings "Harry Potter" into a whole new thing that might get us sued if this was a real thing we were writing. This story follows Lily Riddle-Lupin and Aliyah Black as they rule Hogwarts as two of our favorite "Mini Marauders" Remus Lupin had two kids. Twins. Lily Celestine Riddle-Lupin and James Sirius Riddle-Lupin. And... he had the twins with the daughter of Tom Riddle. Here's another turn. Aliyah Black is both the daughter of Sirius Black and the twin brother of Harry Potter. Both have the same mother, and yes, they're twins, but have different fathers. "Sorry, Pettigrew?" "Yes. I thought he could be a part of your mini marauder group." Peter Pettigrew also had a son, named Asher. Should they trust him? "Lily Riddle is alive?" "Wait... so Lilys my sister?" (The time line is more modern, so there's phones) (I'm so sorry, I know this is stupid, this started as a 3:00 am skit and we have never stopped) (THIS IS A JOKE.)