Iregreteverything Stories

Post-Season-1 Ward is shaking off the haters and hailing HYDRA with his hip new copyright-infringed song.

RAHGIHG this is just for warming myself up if i'm gonna be writing something big. i dUNNO if random people will read these to get inspiration.. bUT I'D BE HAPPY TO INSPIRE SOMEONE EVEN THOUGH THIS ISN'T AN ACTUAL FANFIC this probably won't get many updates since i take a lot of breaks from writing from time to time lol (cover is from the Marble Hornets comics)

Very touching story T-T pls read uwu ... lmao this was a joke ok? dont take the uwu seriously

"A Vision is a gift bestowed upon mortals whom the Gods recognize. They grant the user elemental abilities based on the element of their given Vision. It is said that those with Visions have a chance of ascending to Celestia and attaining godhood themselves." if you find this fic from AO3 or Fanfiction.net, im reposting this fic on different platforms so anyone can find them no matter the site

A poem for my dad.

I'm gonna be honest, I started writing this when I was like 11 or 12 and now I am revising it ironically. I hope that you enjoy reading this ironically, however I will try to make Y/N ad androgynous as possibly for reader enjoyment also the set up looks bad but i promise its ✨angsty✨ later on heres the real description: Circus Baby's Entertainment and Rental wants YOU. After the departure of some previous employees, we have many open positions ready to be filled. One being a new night guard, a position requiring technical qualifications and determination. If interested, please contact the number below for interview times and payment options: 555-9856 funtimepizzeria@ business.com We hope to see you there :)

this is a joke btw Tal is late for his first day at his new school! In a hurry to get to his classes, he runs into the bad boy nick wilde. "Ugh, hes such an ashole!" Why do they keep running into eachother? Is it fate or just dumb luck? I hate myself for writing this 😭

So um,,, my friend said "yo, I wanna fuck a purple grape", and I said "o K ay", and now here I am posting this fanfic. Enjoy if you do. *dies*

"Won't you give me... a room service discount?"

⚠️DISCONTINUED⚠️ Short chapters Very slow updates

Y/n is a famous YouTuber that makes hilarious reaction videos, how will the creepypastas react when she makes a video about them?

(Y/n) ended up having a nightmare, when she woke up, it changed her life. (Author~chan) I decided yo publish this book because I wrote it on paper for a friend but why let it go to waste when I can publish it...anyway here it is...no smut or sexual content I don't feel comfortable making things such as that. Plz don't ask for smut....I will always try to update as soon as possible. I'm not very good at writing but yes... I'm not gonna make it fast paced like chapter 3 you date, yes not gonna happen instead this love is gonna progress like love does in real life....weeks in the book. So don't ask me "when they gonna kiss, when huh?huh?HUH!?" do that and I don't want to write anymore. Anyway dedicated to my twin friends.

Stuff I write in school when I'm bord

yep, another one and it's been less than a day. go read the original @jam2668 the second @Roastbeef777 and the third @PoBink

Welcome to Snow White but it's a bullshit production from drama class performed by five people over ten minutes This is absolute shit and reading it will make you regret every decision you have made on this hell of an app. Got me like a 95% though. For reference- music didn't work, spotlights didn't move the entire time, nor did they dim, and double casting happened. Dwarves had these funky ass vests, a wig and old man plaid jacket were pulled out later on in which the persons arm went into the lining instead of the sleeve, and the mirror had a glittery ass mardi gras style mask and a top hat. Masks were worn bc covid, you couldn't hear shit Dopey said, half the people were still on-script, we were only group one of three doing this shit and it was performed at a Catholic school on front of the class. Nothing went right here. So enjoy this disaster of a final.

This is a joke. I don't have the heart to write smut so this is either going to be: Short, Badly written, or Never published