Iregretnothing Stories

So um,,, my friend said "yo, I wanna fuck a purple grape", and I said "o K ay", and now here I am posting this fanfic. Enjoy if you do. *dies*

...yep. i'm actually making this. . . . . . . . . -deep breath- welp. here we go!~

Obama came in America to follow his dream. Little did he know that his dream was something compleatly different from what he imagined.

This is NOT an Ordinary life

The story of a crapy OC. ☺

Blood-red magic starts to pour out of Elias' hands, flowing like a river towards Alec. (it's so different to Magnus', Alec thinks, His is blue, and comforting, healing.)

Seeing himself like this... He screamed. And she screamed with him. Their shrill voices intertwined and created a horrifying harmony, the terror in their tones were akin to each other, the despair deafening. Their screams cut through the night air like a knife through butter, like a dagger through soft flesh. the author is wondering whether she was right in her head when she wrote this.....

Welcome to Snow White but it's a bullshit production from drama class performed by five people over ten minutes This is absolute shit and reading it will make you regret every decision you have made on this hell of an app. Got me like a 95% though. For reference- music didn't work, spotlights didn't move the entire time, nor did they dim, and double casting happened. Dwarves had these funky ass vests, a wig and old man plaid jacket were pulled out later on in which the persons arm went into the lining instead of the sleeve, and the mirror had a glittery ass mardi gras style mask and a top hat. Masks were worn bc covid, you couldn't hear shit Dopey said, half the people were still on-script, we were only group one of three doing this shit and it was performed at a Catholic school on front of the class. Nothing went right here. So enjoy this disaster of a final.

TMNT-2012 After an accident Donnie's lab, the turtles become doused with unstable mutagen and transform into half turtle, half dog hybrids. Disclaimer: I do NOT own the pics! I found them on Google!

Your eight-legged friends will always be there for you.

Pictures. MANY pictures. RANKINGS: #243 -- cursed 6.5.22

The SHINRA Electric Power Company is under new management. The story of how Cloud Strife took over SHINRA. Using candy. Co-written with ChaosBalance on Ao3 This is a purely cracky fic that occurred as a result of . . . I don't even remember now. It started of with something about SOLDIER metabolisms. Disclaimer: I don't own anything that belongs to the franchise, besides Keith. Part 6 of SHINRA Electric Power Company Crack

*heheh no one cares*

this is a joke... well the ship is-

The gang is back at it again with a big-time mystery to solve, but what if everything isn't the way it seems? (A one-shot?)

This is a crack post cuz my friend and I have an obsession

will i regret this? we'll never know

okay, this is my first book guys (whispers: not really) so theres gonna be lots,lots and lots (whispers: or maybe not) spelling so yeah, hope you guys will enjoy it (whispers: like i said in my bio. You guys won't enjoy) so hope you guys can survive the horror (whispers: actually you guys can)-

Based on the song Dear Theodosia and it's Reprise from the musical Hamilton. A short oneshot story I made for BoBoiBoy's Birthday! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗‗ Cover Edit © Me Cover Art © Monsta BoBoiBoy © Monsta