Irk Stories

Irk (/erk/) : Irritate; annoy A lot of things irk me. Here are a few.

This is a lot of lps

Alot of things irk me. So you know, why not write a book about them.

PAKS are incredible feats of technology, to anyone but the Irkens, who wear them their whole lives. Included in the PAK is a translator, which analyzes the words that an Irken says and finds the word with the closest meaning in the translated language. A totally epic tale of betrayal, lies, and unlikely friendship, what will happen when the translator shows Zim the truth about his people? New chapters every Tuesday!

Just a story For you to find out about! But y'all are making it!

It's about words

Cas is an Irken who decided instead of Invading, she’ll do Travelling. Collecting from each planet souvenirs, and collecting information for her empire at the same time. She stumbles upon Earth where she meets Zim, a former Invader she had met before. Deciding to stay a while on Earth, a planet the Irken empire wouldn’t expect her to be, with Zim being there, she hides out with her secret. The secret being through her travels, she grew. In Height. She was now even taller than the Tallests. Not wanting to know what the empire will do if they found out, she hides. Along with her SIR Unit Tria, they enjoy the adventures set before them on Earth. ( I OWN NOTHING EXCEPT CAS AND TRIA! INVADER ZIM BELONGS TO WHOEVER CREATED INVADER ZIM!)

Just another adventure with our favorite Irken alien! :)

The Dib thing told me about this thing called a diary where you write down stuff that you can't tell anyone else. So i write here when I can't talk to my tallest. . . . . . . As of March 31st this story was ranked #197 in spaceship out of 2.1k As of April 5th this story was ranked #973 in stars out of 16.3k As of April 18th this story war ranked #971 in diary out of 48.6k

Idk, got bored so I decided to make this! (Note: Invader Zim does not belong to me. All rights go to Jhonen Vasquez and the amazing team that made the show. Any artwork that may be featured will also not belong to me, they will be used with permission and credited to the belonging owner)

Kaya Greene is a nineteen year-old brunette with tan skin, who stands at a whopping 7'6". When Kaya sneaks aboard Zim's voot cruiser, she is taken to a planet where your height determines everything: Irk. How will Kaya react to being on a strange planet, with strange creatures, with strange customs? Probably hilariously.

Truth or Dare by the Warriors! I will do dares or truth on y own but I need PMs or Comments!

Ok so...I went in cleverbot and I want to talk to BEN. (Everyone : NO NO NO NO NOOO NONONOnon) don't worry I didn't die. If you see an update from me then that means I didn't die or I did and BEN hacked me and is posting shit that's not mine. Anyway so ya I went on cleverbot and talk to BEN, I tried, and it, sometimes, worked. So this is the conversations I had with him. Everything is word by word, everything that I said and everything that cleverbot/Ben said to me. Oh and if you have a question you want me to ask him, comment it in the latest up date of this book. U : is me talking C : is cleverbot/BEN talking

"Keep me crazy and I'll keep you sane." COPYRIGHT © 2014

It was Dark. Cold. Unfeeling. (y/n) had no idea who they were, or where they were. Upon waking up they met Zim and his quirky, but loveable, robot Gir. Through this journey of memory absence, will (y/n) recover the memories from their past, or will they be lost forever?