Irk Stories

smut between drag queens! all random names of no one in particular, just made up story i thought about.

Zim Leaves earth to go back to earth only to be put through years of nonstop training. But he had left something on earth. Gir. He soon forgot about his dysfunctional Sir unit. He was not twice as good as any invader out there and he was to take earth for Irk, for real this time. Dib yet again starts to try and stop him, but Zim is more powerful this time. Zim starts using an invention of his own, controlling everyone in town's brain, Dib is the only one who can resit it, but will he be able to for long?

Literaly. Title says it all. It's not a story. Just a silly 14/15 year old's view on things. You don't have to read it if you don't want to. But hey, obviously you want to read it otherwise you wouldn't have clicked on it... So carry on if you wish.

She's been waiting for years to take her revenge...watch out, Zim. Here comes Tak.

For @SPETSNAZ2020

Kaya Greene is a nineteen year-old brunette with tan skin, who stands at a whopping 7'6". When Kaya sneaks aboard Zim's voot cruiser, she is taken to a planet where your height determines everything: Irk. How will Kaya react to being on a strange planet, with strange creatures, with strange customs? Probably hilariously.

HAPPY ACCIDENTS

PAKS are incredible feats of technology, to anyone but the Irkens, who wear them their whole lives. Included in the PAK is a translator, which analyzes the words that an Irken says and finds the word with the closest meaning in the translated language. A totally epic tale of betrayal, lies, and unlikely friendship, what will happen when the translator shows Zim the truth about his people? New chapters every Tuesday!

You know those things that annoy you, but you aren't sure why? Well, they're in here. They are things that annoy me too. Some of them annoy me because I can't do anything about them, but others annoy me because they're just flat out annoying. Great or small these things are ANNOYING! So what can we do about them? Well, what you can't ignore, you can always rant about.

Just a story For you to find out about! But y'all are making it!

Given the amount of time it took to get from the irken empire to 'earth' you suspected the tallests really wanted Zim as far away from them as possible. Now why go to earth? Cause you knew you wouldn't be found there. You see you had a history of.. well. Mutiny. You've been on the run for about 3 years now, what did you do? Oh ya know nothing much just decided to commit mass genocide of your own people. You were feared by your kind. Why did you do it..? Well...That's a story for another time. You smirked as you entered Earths atmosphere. This, was going to be fun.

Idk, got bored so I decided to make this! (Note: Invader Zim does not belong to me. All rights go to Jhonen Vasquez and the amazing team that made the show. Any artwork that may be featured will also not belong to me, they will be used with permission and credited to the belonging owner)

So, I've decided to write a book of oneshots about Youtubers. God I'm gonna regret this. You can suggest some Youtubers in the comments and I'll do what I can with it.

It was Dark. Cold. Unfeeling. (y/n) had no idea who they were, or where they were. Upon waking up they met Zim and his quirky, but loveable, robot Gir. Through this journey of memory absence, will (y/n) recover the memories from their past, or will they be lost forever?

Just some quotes that helped me keep going