Ironic Stories

Mariella intends to marry rich. Then she'll live as she chooses. But there's a problem. The crown prince isn't as blind as everyone else, especially after he sees her true self. He now notices everything, the little lies, the carefully crafted manners, the rehearsed kindness. He is indifferent, dismissive, and dangerous in ways she can't anticipate, but she needs him on her side, because one slip, one glimpse behind her mask from the court, and everything she has clawed towards will collapse. She has spent her life perfecting the art of being the sweet, proper lady no one suspects. How to appear harmless, timid, and polite. But every word, every gesture, every tear is calculated. Because, in a world of wealth, titles, and ambition, the clever survive and the careless get left behind. And she will not be left behind. ××××× "She is deceiving you, Your Majesty!" Percival insisted, dragging Mariella back to the present, ''I swear upon my honor.'' The throne room felt smaller than before as the silence after Percival's words stretched. The King's gaze softened. "Mariella has served this court with nothing but grace." Mariella sobbed harder. The sound loud in the silent room. Finral's gaze burned into her. He had not spoken or shown any indication of revealing the truth. Maybe he was still in shock from her magnificent performance but she had to be sure. So she slowly lifted her head slightly, meeting his eyes for the briefest moment. Just for a second. And winked. The smallest movement. Gone in an instant. His lips parted. Whether from shock or apathy, she couldn't tell but he still said nothing. And in his silence, the ruling fell swiftly. ××××× Written for the open novella contest 2026 prompt 16: And into the forest I go, to lose my mind and find my soul (Quote by John Muir) Interpreted in a romantic sense.

[FINISHED] Gordon Ramsay has known and loved Shrek ever since their Junior year of Highschool. When Gordon goes to Shrek's swamp to propose, things don't go as planned and Gordon is heartbroken.

Samantha Cardinal, an Industrial Engineering student meets a transfee named Lance Cardinal. Will you fall inlove with a person who has the same family name as yours? Witness the twist and turns of their love story!

The best ship No fr this is completely ironic

"I'm having visions... They're not prophecies; they're avoidable!" As the line between fiction and the real world blends, our young Psychic protagonist, Alma, is responsible for preparing two young protégés for their future as peacekeepers of this mind-bending world they live in. But Alma is burdened by visions of the future, weary of the death and destruction that's yet to come. Could Alma truly juggle both at once?

I Love You When It Was Just a Joke by NK. Sang is a heartfelt romance novel about love, loss, and the journey of healing. It follows Nikku, a quiet boy from the peaceful town of Yamagoe, who has a secret crush on his best friend, Airi. They share quiet moments by the river and in a cozy bookstore, but Nikku never tells her how he feels. When Airi falls for someone else and moves away, Nikku is left with heartbreak and memories. As Nikku grows older, he moves to Tokyo for school and work. The city is loud and fast, a sharp contrast to his quiet hometown. He struggles with loneliness and still thinks about Airi, but things begin to change when he meets Himari, a cheerful physics student. Their shared love of stars and science brings them closer, and over time, Nikku learns to open his heart again. They fall in love, marry, and eventually move to Hokkaido, where the skies are full of stars. Their daughter, Hoshi, brings new light into Nikku's life. Even though he never forgets Airi, her memory fades into the background, like a distant star. On a quiet visit to Yamagoe, Nikku finds peace with his past and embraces the happiness he has now. This novel beautifully captures the quiet emotions of first love, heartbreak, and the slow, gentle path to healing. Through soft, poetic descriptions of nature and the stars, NK. Sang paints a story that feels tender and real. Perfect for readers who enjoy emotional, reflective love stories with a touch of nostalgia

‼️This is satire. It's ironic and sarcastic! It's just an inside joke between me and my friend. Read it if you please. 😂🤙

⚠TW: the irony may cause you to view me as the most annoying kid in this universe which I already am to most of you.

tHIS IS A JOKE I WROTE IT AS A JOKE BECAUSE I THINK ITS VERY FUNNY

I remember the night my mother died, wasn't that a weird game I played that day too?

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

Dan and Phil are having their secret honeymoon in New York. Bucky, Grace and Steve are friends. Kanye, Lana and Marina are on their Endless Yeezus Froot tour and Brigitte is so excited to go. Suddenly the zombie apocalypse happens. Everyone joins a survival team they would have never imagined joining. My friend, Grace, chose the characters in this fanfiction. *********DISCLAIMER********* **THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE STUPID**

a story about petite little Y/N and her big strong alpha daddy harry styles protecting her from her mother who has sold her to 1 direction weekly. follow the adventure of Y/N as she gets sold to Ed Sheeran the busker and Harry Styled saves her WITH A TWIST....

A flash fiction short story that follows a woman getting her cancer diagnosis and being told the odds are in her favor. Or are they?

Short poems that might touch the coldest of hearts, might cure the sickest of people and might bring love to the unlovable...

Just the continuation of my first book "Satire". You can find it in my profile. It's a stand alone so you don't need to read Satire first to understand.

Im rlly sad like all the time 🙃

On a journey to find out the answers to all the Ironic Musing I have ever had for so long . I hope you all are going to help me out and come along with me in this Quest. Hope you like it !!

(Y/N) is a young adult, having been graduated out of college for a couple years they try and navigate life (and love 😏) now in the real world. (Y/N) finds a flyer for an opening of the new and improved Fredbear's Family Diner now referred to as "Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria" and decides why not use this as an opportunity to start a new life. ((Basic Notes: Y/N can be any gender, Y/N is above the age of 25, Y/N lives in a small house in Utah with a couple roommates ))

this story is getting canceled, at least for the time being, because the person based on the main character literally hates me and wants me to die for almost 0 reason,,, so yeah,, if u wannna read the bio, here it is, i guess Disclaimer; this is made badly on purpose, we don't just suck at art A comic of some chaotic drama and JUICY love stories WOWEEE (Originally, we were gonna post this on Webtoon, but that didn't work for shit.) No rights reserved. If you own that fighting emoji that we re-colored, sucks to be you/j Drawn and made by yours truly, Karma🤺#0192 on Discord. Ideas by Mini#7302 and Nari#1152 Also rubix#6137 did some shit too I think