Ironic Stories

AKA: The Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World (Other than My Immortal). Sick of cliche Harry Potter stories? Don't read this. This book is a conglomerate of all the horrible cliches that everyone hates, and along with an annoying Mary Sue- er Marie Sue- for a main character, horribly out of character characters, and some atrocious spelling and grammar, this book is well on its way to truly becoming the Worst Harry Potter Fanfiction in the History of the World. Except for My Immortal. I could never outdo that. I'm continuing this again after years of ditching Wattpad for Ao3 after I made a dumb textpost about it on tumblr.

!!SATIRE!!

a bunch of random stuff, mostly about One Direction but some other funny things from my life also. i hightly think you'll enjoy this little story type thing and you'll be laughing by the end of each chapter. i'll prob update a lot since i'm on my laptop a lot. (Niall's jealous) uh oh he's giving the laptop death stares, he's either about to beat it up or eat it- NO NIALL STOP!!!! DONT THROW THE CARROTS AT IT!!!! VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER!!!! oh great why'd i say that? now he's singing Never Say Never. oh no, here comes Louis: NIALL!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY PERCIOUS CARROTS?!!?! WHY NIALL!?!?! OH THIS CRUEL CRUEL WORLD!!! ummmm yeeeeahhhh....i gotta go and comfort Lou now, and probably buy him more carrots at least i can listen to music (aka Niall singing non-stop Justin Bieber) while i do it. so i gotta goooooo....please read!!!

a short story set during western expansion from an Native American's point of view with an ironic twist.

"Kenny uh, Kenny keeps them-"

imagine all 5 cute members of txt like you this is a cute txt fanfiction it is cute and it has txt in it txt stands for tomorrow x together this fanfiction has txt in it and when you read it you will automatically fall in love with txt because this is a fanfiction with txt in it and it has txt in it because it has txt in it. FINISHED

with his lover in the depths of a bullying scandal, and his ex-boyfriend out to get him, Rishi fights to balance the governance of a broken nation with his own personal turmoil. satire! (ps if anyone is here from the liz x priti era this is unserious compared to that so lower your expectations😭)

ORBIT begins with a list of forty-seven names. Nkusi Havugimana is a Rwandan aerospace engineer who has spent fifteen years looking for leverage against his government. When he finds it, he finds it in orbit - and the world will spend the next twenty-three days wondering whether he has thought of everything, or only almost everything. What he has built is audacious. What he has risked is everything. What he becomes when it's over is the question the novel cannot stop asking. ORBIT moves from a rented warehouse in Nairobi to the halls of the NSA to the green hills of a country remaking itself, asking whether the man who dismantles a machine of control can avoid becoming it. We live in an era when a single engineer with borrowed money and genuine fury can credibly threaten infrastructure that entire nations depend on. ORBIT takes this seriously - not as fantasy, but as a question already forming on the horizon. The novel's real subject, though, is older and harder: what do you do with the architecture of power once the tyrant who built it is gone? And what does it mean to win? Somewhere in orbit, one satellite remains. It is patient. It is armed. It is waiting.

A cantankerous old man must decide whether or not to help his younger brother out of a jam in spite of the fact that he's never been thought good enough.

Pure pain

in which sinjin van cleef indulges himself within history's finest, poetic works.

ironic fan fic do not take too seriously lol

A short story about an old man who helps a neighbor's child and finds there are still things that make Life worthwhile.

A young girl dreams that a beautiful red dress will change her life, only to learn the hard way that it doesn't.

Jonathan Hendrix is your typical high-school nerd. Very creative, loves military history, and has a massive Lego Star Wars and army men collection. He's smart, detailed, and organized. However, he's also insecure due to his skinny frame and his status as a 'nice guy' in the hierarchy of high school social norms. All of that changes one day. While our fearless nerd is celebrating surviving another day of high school, the spaceships of the Hoo-Meerian Matchmaking Empire appear in Earth's skies. Massive blue teleportation beams are fired from their warships, separating the young from the old into Matchvilles, and Jonathan is put next to Helen Grant. Who is this fair maiden? Well, his crush! Will Jonathan be able to adapt and survive being in such close proximity to the girl he admires? More importantly, will he able to rise up and find a way to free his planet from the cringey rom-com-style tyranny of the Hoo-Meerians? Find out in my first ever ORIGINAL sci-fi comedy novel! Copyright: ShockTrooperCorps 2024

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

Lestat goes into Guitar Wold and plays one of the forbidden riffs until he is forcibly removed from the Guitar World. It's 2 am and I just remembered how in the IWTV movie Lestat canonically would rather listen to GNR than Louis whining. Common Lestat L, I'd love to hear Louis whine and whimper and moan and cry and

⚠TW: the irony may cause you to view me as the most annoying kid in this universe which I already am to most of you.

(Subscribe for updates on the release of the series https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCt_ftiSclCkU4nZUaPrxH5w ) This story follows the life of David Price, a 20 year old man who works an average desk job at an office for Dame Inc. One day his Co-worker "Thomas" randomly had his pay cut, and then multiple shady practices occured within the corporate entity. They were set out to find the answer behind Dame Inc's suspicious behavior and criminal past. However, higher ups of Dame Inc noticed David and Thomas' suspicions of the company, and took action against them. Due to Dame Inc having less than legal ties to the US Government, the duo wasn't safe, and the Government was out to get them. They escaped to africa in a hijacking with their Intel they had gathered on the corporation, and made a crash landing in nigeria. They informed locals of the situation, and were conscripted into the nigerian air force to serve justice against Dame Inc and bring freedom back to America. However, the city in nigeria they landed in is undiscovered by the rest of the world, and holds unknown wonders. With something this dangerous, something is bound to set them off course. [This story was based on a meme, and has various memes and levels of irony to it. This is an outline for what will occur in the Gmod machinima series I will be making of this]