Ironic Stories

Something is alive in the lake near a sleepy village. Graylon is living the good life. Opening the small antique shop and having it turn a profit is a dream come true. Unaware of the evil lurking beneath the surface of the lake, she is at its mercy. Can she survive? Will it let her?

A jester's little tale

Working at the hospital has never been a easy job but seeing Ron from accounting has always been the highlight of your day. However Ron from accounting has been acting different lately and something inside you has been begging to figure out what it is.

i wrote this at 5 am all for the purpose of having Microsoft text to speech read it aloud during a skype call and mispronounce everything. this was a big mistake. i dont even listen to japan.

ironic fan fic do not take too seriously lol

Love story about a pickle and a smurf

Marinette hates Adrien. Adrien hates Marinette. Ladybug loves Chat Noir. Chat Noir loves Ladybug. What happens when Marinette finds out that the love of her life is her sworn enemy? Can the lovers forgive the past and fix their relationship, or is Ladynoir over forever? •cover art is not mine• •MLB Fanfic•

I have never watched Twilight. I have never read Twilight. I know like 3 things about the series and that is the characters' names, the fact that it's a romance about a vampire and one of my friends mentioned Baseball. I just tried to write what I assumed takes place in the book. Then the process took over me, and the next think I knew I was waking up in a pool of sweat in the dark, the dim glow of my laptop blinding me, as if I was seeing God's light for the first time. The fanfiction materialised in front of me. Some of it was very ironic. A very worrying portion of it wasn't. But in the end it took over my life. I can't explain it but every single sentence and moment in this is an elaborate joke, and if you don't get it then you're just not smart enough to comprehend the level of satire I am operating on. Sorry. TW // Gore, alcoholism, kissing, verbal abuse, Timothee Chalamet

Me and my sister were playing papers please and we loved Calensk and Sergiu so this mess happened

just the story of a sheep and a wolf

love story between footballers ⚠️ everything is fiction

So I un-ironically wrote this fic in seventh grade but I'm publishing it now, as a senior in high school, for some laughs. Please don't take it seriously and go ahead and make fun of it in the comments because it's horrible. Also I thought I threw it out but unfortunately like a cursed doll, it re-appeared in my basement. (Also the cover looks like trash on purpose to make fun of the trash within) SEVERE CRINGE WARNING, READ AT OWN RISK.

An ironic short story about your not so everyday milkman

This is a poem book with a collection of enigmatic poems. The literal meaning can be different so comment me for the explanation!

loving for the first time

When nervous psychiatrist, Amanda Edelson, shows up work at Maple Hurst Mental Health treatment facility, she isn't sure what to expect. Her first day, however, will make a memorable impression, one she won't soon forget.

In progress- When Petra is abducted by *sarcastic gasp* aliens, she knows the drill. After all, it's not the first time. But when was the first time. In a race for her life and her memories, she discovers the truth of her history and other dimensional life.

emoji movie

Um. Stupid stuff. As well as Cheesy Pickup Lines

2000+ words; A fat loser is rejected by the girl he has a crush on, things take an unexpected twist, but it all works out in the end. A tale of love, hope, flatulence, and, ultimately, self-acceptance.