Irrelevent Stories

The Fourth wall breaking of DEADPOOL meets JANE AUSTEN meets MAGICAL WEIRDNESS When a mysterious new boy comes to town, seventeen-year-old odd ball, Peneloper Auttsley, must confront the secrets of her past in order to save her present. ***** At seventeen, Peneloper Auttsley has finally come to terms with her lot in life: she's weird, fatherless, hard to get to know and forever bored. Not to mention, her memories from her childhood are a little fuzzy. But once a new boy rolls into town on the back of a storm, tells her she's magical and that something wicked is out to get her, well, Peneloper's life is about to get even weirder, if that's at all possible. Cue the Phil Collins' soundtrack (Mr. Collins named Wizard Tunes Magazine's top musician of all time) because things are about to get magical, lyrical...and absurd. ☆Being Peneloper is a coming of age story with a hint of good humor, a heap of self-awareness, a smattering of romance, and several cases of mild dehydration.☆ Chapter Breaks © 2020 Avadel Ink

When Ada, the strongest Runner Of the glade, Is held with the responsibility of being The first glader Alongside her twin brother Alby. She raises and Provides a sturdy foundation for the many members of the Glade. So when a new Greenie comes up in the box and suddenly everything in her world goes wrong. What will she do to help it? And how will she protect the ones she loves? [Newt x Oc x Minho] [Maze Runner Mov. 1-Mov.3]

Walking alone in the morning to get to my class. I didn't expect three things to happen: #1- I get kidnapped. #2- The people who kidnapped me are idiots #3- I get free tacos What could go wrong? Oh yeah... Everything. REWRITTEN VERSION OF KIDNAPPED BY IDIOTS - V1

idk

It's nothing.

other shit

Eat a foot

For some reason I get really inspired when I'm left to my own thoughts, here are some of the things I wrote down.

This "book" was created as my dairy I guess. I'll probably use this for venting, and "other" things.

This is something nobody should read!

「 CORBYN BESSON 」 in which a girl types the wrong number into her phone. completed.

You might as well take a swim with phiranas if you're going to read this book.

bangtothetan_ . don't know her? who even is she? step inside to find out more on one irrelevant bitch

I made up this game on the playground at the age of 7 with my friend.

Everyday situations with the creepypastas:)

Look down, eyes wide. You'll want to cry after your third love is gone.

"songs can tell more than just random shit, they can tell a story." ©reserved to manda // 09.19.15

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