Irreverent Stories

Ocean, a deadbeat writer, is killed during a sudden biblical disaster and must now figure out how to earn his spot in heaven. In a somber comedy about the purpose of existence, Ocean discovers what it means to have lived and how to find meaning after death. Or maybe not, he doesn't really care.

The Eye has seen-the world will end, unless the apocalypse is properly thwarted. Unfortunately, this task has been handed to the two worst people for the job. Gadowyn Harker is a poison-peddling witch of the Gold City with a curse: if she loves, she will lose her powers-and herself. Beau "The Beautificent" Beguile (not his real name) is a smug necromancer who cons the rich and has a lifelong allergy to love, and all its messy bits. Now they must do the unthinkable: bring a dragon and a future knight-princess-sworn enemy of dragonkind-together, romantically. The world would do well to start praying; the chances of success are slim at best. Meanwhile, the Gold City teeters on the brink of collapse, undead roam the streets (entirely Beau's fault), and the end of the world draws ever closer. Somehow, Gadowyn and Beau must save it all with love-without falling prey to it themselves. First draft written for ONC 2026 | Main Prompts 11 & 98

A story of intrigue, pain and joyful realisation, all while eating lunch.

Life in the borough of Moebets has always been known for its spontaneous lifestyle and outlandish late night antics. It's only right that it belongs to the city of New York. *** Anaishe certainly didn't expect her life to become so enthralling after picking a bone with the rich CEO's son and heir to the multi-millionaire company; Thomas and co. After all, she was only a student...who so happened to be a member of an anonymous gang that strives to expose the corrupt upper class. Anaishe must now ensure that her wits don't run out as she constantly battles to do what she believes is the right thing whilst trying not to mix her work and her personal affairs together in an escapade filled with friendships, distrust, love, and loyalty. But as the saying goes: It's Moebets, what more could you expect? Cover designed by yours truly.

Ariel Rubinak, the first astronaut with the mission to travel outside the solar system got stranded, jumping around in time and space, ending up having lunch at a 50's themed Diner in an asteroid far away from Earth, embarking on her own space adventure to discover universal truths about time, space, memories, and self existence...obviously having a nice cup of coffee once and while. Note: This works it's finished in a second draft version, so I'll upload it gradually while I enter the editing and correcting phases. Any comment, suggestions or observation will be very much appreciated. Hope you'll like it and let's fly into space!! © Copyright 2017 - All work is the property of León Felipe Gual Bojalil, any duplication or reproduction of all or part of the work without explicit permission by the author is illegal.

When an aging hustler feigning blindness on the streets of biblical Jericho accidentally makes eye contact with the girlfriend of an itinerant miracle worker, he gets more than he bargained for.

Everyone's a hero from their own perspective. Revenge isn't worth it. But can you live and let live? Complacency is a crime. But where does action cross a line? Superheroes are great. Why are they so complicated? The world is easy to conquer. So what's a bigger challenge? Spitivation is powerful. Tear down tired tropes. Modern fantasy world for all of your needlessly dramatized needs ~

What if the multiverse, with its trillions of worlds, is the physical manifestation of the ever-expanding form of God? Well, it is. Only, God is feeling blue - downright depressed. Its depression is spreading like a blight, universe by universe. To stop the spread before all the worlds drown in darkness, two unlikely friends will need to find a relic, kill a bunch of unfriendly folks, and stay one skip ahead of the interdimensional policing agency bent on their bloody murder.

My life as Waddles.

In the Empire of Elyndras decades after the great war between, the Godly monarchs, the kingdoms, the relays, there a group worked together and sealed the relays, sent the monarchs back to there planes. Until decades later there deep within the mountains of Elyndras a gate opened letting out a vengeful Dragon that destroyed the villages nearby, in desperate attempt to kill the Dragon before it reaches beyond the mountains the Emperor seeks anyone willing to take the job, there in a rural village a group of misfits these misfits are called the Fuck ups by everyone around them, they take on the job unknowingly that the Jon is about an ancient dragon, there at the edge of death they defeat the Dragon only to have an old women tell them of an Prophecy that the world's end is near, that they only have 3 months until the Blood eclipse, they must find the ancient artifacts, one will die, an enemy in disguise, trust no one. Can they stop the world's end?

Karla is on her way to the IRS office to settle a years-long accounting dispute. When she arrives, she meets Sam, a confused but good-natured accountant. Then things get weird.

It was a dark and stormy night. And then it got complicated. And then a world ended, but at least we got to talk about it. A strange meta-narrative romp through imaginary worlds of dubious originality meets an exploration of what it means to tell stories, to read and to write.

An academic deep dive into the lengths (and girths) cryptids will go to keep their secrets.

Life just messed up

A poem on the subject of glass

Four strangers. One wrong email. And a global crisis they have absolutely no business being involved in. When a retired teacher, a mall "tech expert," a stressed-out single mom, and a conspiracy podcaster accidentally get looped into a classified government thread, they do what any reasonable people would do - panic, lie, and pretend they know what's going on. Within a week, they're being hailed as national heroes for "foiling" a cyber-attack they didn't even know existed. The only problem? The government now expects them to do it again. The Idiots' Guide is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud comedy about ordinary people caught in extraordinary stupidity. It's part spy thriller, part social satire, and all chaos - proving that sometimes, the world doesn't need geniuses... it just needs idiots with Wi-Fi and A personality

As Dan sits at his desk, he reflects on the choices he's going to have to make to 'truly' move towards adulthood.