Irreverent Stories

Ariel Rubinak, the first astronaut with the mission to travel outside the solar system got stranded, jumping around in time and space, ending up having lunch at a 50's themed Diner in an asteroid far away from Earth, embarking on her own space adventure to discover universal truths about time, space, memories, and self existence...obviously having a nice cup of coffee once and while. Note: This works it's finished in a second draft version, so I'll upload it gradually while I enter the editing and correcting phases. Any comment, suggestions or observation will be very much appreciated. Hope you'll like it and let's fly into space!! © Copyright 2017 - All work is the property of León Felipe Gual Bojalil, any duplication or reproduction of all or part of the work without explicit permission by the author is illegal.

Karla is on her way to the IRS office to settle a years-long accounting dispute. When she arrives, she meets Sam, a confused but good-natured accountant. Then things get weird.

[GxG] A home-schooled teenager goes to high school for the first time. She has only known how it could be like from the movies and books she read. As if having to wake up too early, attending too many classes and teachers, meeting new people, and navigating the jungle called high school isn't hard enough, Charlie has to struggle with the new feelings she has for someone so unlikely. With disastrous results. WARNING and AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is tagged as "slow-burn", the first few chapters are quite the read. Please bear with it. Contains foul language, ... and foul ideas.

a book where shelley says irrelevant stuff that pops into her head

An overheard conversation at a deli.

Welcome to my mind. ******* Records: #1 in thisisweird, #1 in irreverent, #1 in imnotnormal

The Secret Magic of Little Red Strings is a collection of short stories in which seemingly disparate worlds overlap in unexpected ways. You may not always see the connection, but if you trace a string far enough, you'll eventually find where it overlaps.

Sophisticated virtual reality is something people would have said in the first half of 21st century. Now it's just called life. With the emergency of true A.I and an influx of people desperate to escape the mundane of the everyday, a perfect concoction was created and served to humanity as Eris World, or just Eris if you don't want to be pedantic about it. Ever wanted to actually live out your favourite video game fantasies? Sure, go for it. But you'd only be scratching the surface of what Eris offers. Full life simulation, create your world how you want it. Want to live as a normie and raise a family, totally achievable. How about instead of driving to work you fly to work? That family you're raising needs an education. Eris will provide. How better to understand the uselessness of the appendix than standing up against one in pure 8K goodness! It's a utopia. It's beautiful and it's all yours. It'd be remiss to neglect mention of the deaths, so there. Mentioned. ------ This is an ongoing short novel I am currently writing.

My morning, evening, night thoughts. You can call it a diary, yet the words are just the surface of the real chaos

What happens when an angel gets ousted from Heaven and a demon gets banished from Hell? The answer, obviously, is that they meet up in the human realm and move into a penthouse apartment together. Two best friends, the angel Azazel and the demon Zeno, are duty-bound to answer and carry out the requests borne from humans' prayers and summonings. However, their methods could not be more different - Zeno is conscientious, diligent and meticulous in the way he drafts contracts and makes deals. Azazel is... uh, simply put, she's a well-meaning, Goddamned menace to society. Join Azazel and Zeno as they navigate the human world and its problems, and as they define a friendship and bond almost as old as time itself.

Everyone's a hero from their own perspective. Revenge isn't worth it. But can you live and let live? Complacency is a crime. But where does action cross a line? Superheroes are great. Why are they so complicated? The world is easy to conquer. So what's a bigger challenge? Spitivation is powerful. Tear down tired tropes. Modern fantasy world for all of your needlessly dramatized needs ~

[first draft, passion project] four vampires navigate the ups and downs of rent, love, loss, and the music industry. - updates every wednesday @ 9pm est. ill post schedule emergencies on my wall.

Welcome to the news!... Of things that aren't happening. This week I wrote three short articles for you: The Zombie Apocalypse has yet to Happen, Flying Pigs (Coming Soon?) (Wait... No.), and Have Giant Worms come out of the Sand and Eaten Us? Spoiler Alert: No. I try to release one installment of this series every Saturday, but things happen. Thank you for your time.

64 AD, Rome remains at the pinnacle of its influence as the beating heart of the Mediterranean world. Unfortunately for its millions of inhabitants, the empire is run by a maniacal red-head with a far greater interest in his artistic endeavors and party lifestyle than good governance. Caelus and Gaia attempt to navigate family, week-long festivals, secret societies...and perhaps an impending German invasion too. As the clouds of doom gather over an unsuspecting city, these two best friends find themselves engulfed in the efforts to save those they love from threats within and without.

"...Bob?...SCAREDY PANTS BOB! HEY! Long time no traumatize!" Everything stopped. Everyone stopped. 'Scaredy Pants Bob', also known as 'Bob' sat, mouth agape, food dribbling down his chin, eyes bulging at the sight of the man he had watched take a full clip to the chest and then fall ten stories to the pavement, a lifetime ago. Oh God, no...oh no...Deadpool was back.

Having completed his sentence in Hell, the Archangel Gabriel is dropped back into his usual post just in time for Christmas and three different world-takeover plots--and those are just the problems threatening Earth. But Gabriel is not the same person he was before the Hellhole, and he doesn't know how to explain to his angelic family that he needs time to recover from the traumatic experience. Meanwhile, the mortal world is in turmoil. Nonhumans and superhumans toe the line so as not to upset the non-powered majority, and a shadowy human organization called HRL is pulling strings to make sure the status quo remains in place. The Eccentrics, a group of villainous friends who are favorite targets of HRL, would like to tip things in favor of powered beings--and it is with them that Gabriel finds a common cause.

Mason Calloway is the kind of secret agent you call when all else fails and then immediately regret it. Reckless, sarcastic, and armed with nothing but sheer luck and a death wish, he's spent years botching missions in ways that defy logic, physics, and basic self-preservation. Then he's handed the impossible assignment: take down Lilith, the most dangerous woman on Earth. She's more than just a target, she's a ghost, a legend, Brilliant, manipulative, and stupidly beautiful. Every time Mason gets close, she's already ten steps ahead-laughing, taunting, and letting him live just to watch him fail. And fail he does. Spectacularly. But the more Mason chases her, the more he realizes this isn't just another mission. Lilith isn't just another villain. And the agency he works for? Yeah, they might not be as righteous as they claim. With his own people turning against him, an unstoppable enemy toying with him at every turn, and the terrifying possibility that he might actually like the chaos she brings, Mason has to ask himself: is he hunting Lilith, or is she hunting him? Outgunned, outmatched, and increasingly out of patience, Mason knows one thing's for sure-if he's going down, he's taking some cocktails and a bad decision or two with him. ********** She studies me, swirling her own glass of something expensive-looking. "Tell me, Mason. Are you here for business or pleasure?" I take a sip of whiskey, meeting her gaze. "Who says I can't multitask?" Her smile is slow, deliberate. Dangerous. "Careful. That kind of thinking gets people killed." I lean in slightly, lowering my voice. "That a threat?" Lilith chuckles. "A warning." God help me, I think I like this game. Lizzy's voice hisses in my ear. "Mason, do not flirt with the Antichrist." Too late. ********** Written for the open novella contest 2025 Prompt 106 : A cat and dog, caught in their chaotic rivalry, begin to realize there is more to their animosity than meets the eye.