Irreverent Stories

One built a reputation being good at being invisible - getting the job done, and leaving no trace. Maybe too good. The other restores what everyone else walks past. Old buildings, forgotten facades, the bones of things that are already there - no new complications. Lara flew in from Singapore expecting sand, sibling arguments, and absolutely nothing else. A visit to her brother at a base in the middle of the Mojave wasn't exactly a holiday - but mundane had its appeal. Nothing she hadn't already accounted for. Damon has survived things that don't make it into reports. A Singaporean architect expecting a quiet week in the desert was not in any of his files. Apparently his intel had gaps. Catching flights and feelings - sometimes you just have to lean into the cliché.

Welcome to my mind. ******* Records: #1 in thisisweird, #1 in irreverent, #1 in imnotnormal

It was a dark and stormy night. And then it got complicated. And then a world ended, but at least we got to talk about it. A strange meta-narrative romp through imaginary worlds of dubious originality meets an exploration of what it means to tell stories, to read and to write.

"I'm not chasing ghosts. I'm just trying to find something that feels real, something that doesn't slip through my fingers like sand."

Everyone's a hero from their own perspective. Revenge isn't worth it. But can you live and let live? Complacency is a crime. But where does action cross a line? Superheroes are great. Why are they so complicated? The world is easy to conquer. So what's a bigger challenge? Spitivation is powerful. Tear down tired tropes. Modern fantasy world for all of your needlessly dramatized needs ~

Ocean, a deadbeat writer, is killed during a sudden biblical disaster and must now figure out how to earn his spot in heaven. In a somber comedy about the purpose of existence, Ocean discovers what it means to have lived and how to find meaning after death. Or maybe not, he doesn't really care.

".... And I saw the clouds, draw storms Into your eyes.." - CYCLONE Sticky Fingerz

a book where shelley says irrelevant stuff that pops into her head

Medically minded or related poetry.

On Crossover Eve, a phantom turd appears in the bathroom of the Old Priest and Rat Tavern. Master Bard Marlee Nightfall tells the Feckin' Tale of Glenn Vikibod, who must become a pirate on the Dragon's Fiery Poot, learn fighting at the hands of the Ha'Penny Porkers (vicious were-guinea pigs), avenge his father's murder, find the pirate's fetching flame-haired daughter and retrieve the cursed Big Bean! Utterly silly and thoroughly delightful, with jokes scatological and gas most diabolical. If you're of legal age, play along with Marlee in her 'Huzzah!' and 'What Ho! drinking game.

I was raised by dolphins and no one knows how I got there

Life just messed up

My life as Waddles.

Pekwm to get unending using a computer screen

An academic deep dive into the lengths (and girths) cryptids will go to keep their secrets.

When a relentless beast chases a king down South, the disgraced are called from the lands beyond. ​What follows is not a quest. ​The Huntsman is a dark fantasy with an irreverent heart - propulsive, strange, and funny in the way things are funny when the alternative is worse. ​With the cozy, fractious soul of a campfire argument between men who probably shouldn't have come this far and definitely shouldn't keep going.

Vampire detection technology acquired from a crackpot Russian scientist? Is this a hoax or does Kassidy Mitchell really have something to worry about?