Irritating Histoires

Enter, if you please. Here are the world’s awesomest pranks that I have compiled. These aren’t all my ideas, but I will tell you if it is an EinsteinJunior original! WARNING: Hilarious content included. Read at your own stomach’s risk. Stomach pains will occur after an over-dose of laughter. Joking! Come on in, man!

Just things that are irritating when you're a girl.

Heyy Wattpaders This is my crazy haven. Weird thoughts in my busy life. The most randomest book where in I’ll post rants, short stories, irrelevant one-sided debate and all such weird stuff. Don’t mind how useless it might seem, because that’s what it is. Real random. Real me. P.S. Is “randomest” even a word? Just wondering!

Paradise Lost is a compilation of glimpses into the musings of a writer unsatisfied with her life. Not receiving the warmth and affection she seeks from her love interest and unable to deal with her own feelings, she chooses to create her own medieval fantasy world. The writer unwittingly splits her own emotions into two distinct characters the speaker "I" (meek, mild and always devoted) and "Callisto" (aggressive, hurtful and full of rage). The writer lives vicariously through each of them in her writing. Through them she attempts to make sense of her own longing, his abandonment and her rage at being cast to the side. The relationships created in these fantasies are intense and overpowering; they are poured within the lines of the page, which allows the writer to separate herself from them just enough to continue to function in the outside world. As she loses herself in her own fantasy land the reader is left to question will the facade fall? Will it crush her when it does? Glimpse her thoughts, at various stages of her creation and discover what could happen if you lose yourself in your own mind.

Type of things/people that I hate/ Irritate me or deserve being ranted at. Can you relate?

ONE DIRECTION FANFIC. When four friends go to see the biggest boyband in the world right now, One Direction, live on their Take Me Home world tour, they definitely did not expect this to happen!

well ako lang namn po ay babae ,ahmmm Hindi to storya na gawa2 lang po ..ginawa ko to para dito ko malabas lahat ng sakit at saluubin ko. Hindi ko masasabi na magiging perpekto ito ..i am not seeking the attention of anyone ..its only to you to read this i will never please your attention ...its based on my life to be exact ...sana maintindihan niyo ... . . . . WPUN: clumsyxxcatxx RN:GRS RA:GR

the worst story you've ever read wrote this in like 2020 yuck its been so long since i read thru it last i forgot who all the characters are this was written solely at school. it was based off the prompt "the rats are eating our breadsticks"

Indian railways are famous for mad journey with mad people, generally with big families. Unfolding one more such journey with Ayush Daruwala, a young student going back to his home from hostel.

M -- Manager, Mediator, Medic, Mentor, Minister, Model💞 O-Observer, Officer, One-liner, Organizer, Outrider, Overseer😍 T-Teacher, Technician, Theologian, Timekeeper, Toymaker, Trader😗 H-Hairdresser, Handywoman, Healer, Heroine, Home-Maker, Hostess😙 E-Educator, Economist, Entertainer, Entrepreneur, Evangelist, Explorer😍 R-Reader, Recruiter, Referee, Renovator, Repairer, Restaurateur😘

How do you tell the difference between adventurous and life-threatening if you are impervious to fear? You could ask Edana Keelia Greenwood, a 17 year old girl that most would refer to as ‘delinquent’, but considering the mess she got herself into, she obviously doesn’t even know herself. Her dad left when she was a child and Edana supports her mother, by way of numerous criminal activities, and she always has to keep her friends at arm’s length. They suspect Edana has a big secret, but no-one knows what it is. Enter Darren Silex, a man with secrets of his own. In a moment of rash intrigue, Edana reveals her secret. Her worst mistake ever, and unfortunately, only her first. Darren becomes paranoid: fearful that her secret will consequently reveal his. Plans of kidnap are born from his paranoia, but Edana is not the easiest girl to get to. Thankfully, for Darren at least, his stooge catches her at exactly the right moment. She’s bored, got nothing to do, all her friends are busy… Hey, why not allow yourself to be kidnapped? That was her second mistake. Thankfully, her kidnappers are completely unprepared for the whirlwind that is Edana. They reach a stalemate. Their secret must be protected, but they just don’t have the heart to hurt her, especially since most have somehow come to care for the crazy girl. They don’t know what to do with her, so they take her to the one man who does, Gabriel Potens. There, she discovers a prophecy - a prophecy that Gabriel is convinced is about her. He makes her an offer she can’t refuse, but accepting the offer was her third and final mistake. Gabriel begins to lead her down a path she'd rather avoid. Forcing her into a world she never knew existed and she isn't sure she'll escape alive. Good thing she's impervious to fear.

this is just a random rant book . please read it .

For the ones who can't find the right words to say

How to be AWESOMELY ANNOYING......A.K.A: How to drive the Akatsuki and other Naruto characters to suicide.....:P Just read and find out XDXD

Hi, I'm Cloe Saavedra. I'm 18 yrs old. Bigla nalang sumulpot sa Buhay ko si Xander. Gumawa pa ito Ng eksena sa unang paghaharap namin. He asked me for a favor to be with him for seven days. Dahil sa nangako ito na Oras na matapos Ang seven days na iyon ay titigilan na nya ako. Pumayag Naman ako. Makakaya nya Kaya akong makasama sa loob ng isang linggo? Eh paano Kung sya na pala Ang lalakeng matagal ko nang hinihintay? Seven days........ Would it be enough for us to fall for each other? or not?

This is kinda where i'm gonna go and put my feelings out because tumbler is overrated.

A stream of thoughts and feelings spills into language, seeking the words that come closest to truth. These are emotions born from a deeper gaze into the landscape of my own mind. I hope you can feel them, breathe them in, and wander through every line.