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(THIS STORY IS SATIRE) Two race car drivers who had been in a relationship break up. They develop a hate for each other and become rivals. One day, they get put into the same race, which will reward them with a grand prize of 1,000,000 dollars. The duo gets extremely competitive, and they're ready to do whatever it takes to win the race and beat their ex. As the race gets closer, they grow more attatched to one another and old feelings start to develop. Although, they're still both fighting for one goal - to win the race and get the prize. Which of the two will win in the end? Or will they gain a prize much greater than money? sorry if this is not good I'm not that good at writing and grammar :(