Ishitmypants Stories

(THIS STORY IS SATIRE) Two race car drivers who had been in a relationship break up. They develop a hate for each other and become rivals. One day, they get put into the...

im sorry for being a lazy piece of shit

Yea Baby Boogies

*sharts on floor and throws it like a fucking chimp* "oo oo ahh ahh" "ah, yes your shit is literally everywhere I'm not gonna clean this literal shit up&q...