Ishouldbeasleeprn Stories

Who turned on the blender and let me write Junkfiction? Oh right, my friends on DA did. THANKS QUILLNOTE. Can you taste the sarcasm? Oh just let me shut up and read the dang thing already if thats what you're here for. If nay, that doth not what thy art looking for, RUN.

its 1 AM and im bored