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"For you see, bacon, I have constructed this bacon with your one and only weakness: BACON!" In other words I wrote a short story and replaced every noun with Bacon. What have I done? update: WHY HAVE I ADDED ON TO THIS. IS THIS MEANT TO BE THE PEAK OF MY WRITING CAREER I WON'T TAKE IT