Issajoke Stories

Sofia is ready to get her senior year over with no drama. She has always gone under the radar in her school, but that all can change as soon as she comes to the attention of Asher Pocus. Asher had moved junior year but now he is back for good. Asher is the hottest guy in sunset high school. He is also the biggest jerk, who is always messing around with girls and breaking their hearts. So what will happen when Asher gets back and notices Sofia?

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Emily just got done moving into her apartment in London when she discovers that Harry Styles is living right above. The two form a bond and become close friends but is that what Harry wants?

So, I was born in California but had to move to dusty ol Kansas and this summer I am going to convince my mom to take us to Californiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Of course I also need to make some unrealistic expectations so let's hop right into the story.

A TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.

Monokuma vs Barney epic anime battle who will win 🥵🥵🥵🥵

my thoughts for your entertainment

The "MY LEG" guy finally gets to taste a krabby patty and describes his experience in this wonderful magical place deep in the sea.

"Man, that's finger lickin' good," He said, licking his fingers. "Thank you, Papa." -------------------------- this book is a literal joke. don't take it seriously pls. issa group chat meme -------------------------- Papa John and Colonel Sanders.

my sad booko 😪

When Taylor Swift eonnie doesn't become the black girl that she always wanted Runch Randa oppar💖💖😍 doesn't care and treats her like a Nubian kween juseyo!!!! Y'all ISSA JOKE for my group chat on instagram but ya know whatever.

Are you tired of not being as quirky as the rest of your friends? Follow this guide and become the ultimate VSCO girl! (I just want my clout back okay?)

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Y'all 👈 can't 🚫 handle 😲 this Y'all don't 🚫 know 💭 whats about 💦 to 💦 happen' baby Team 10 Los Angeles - Cali boy But I'm 💘 from 👉 Ohio tho 😏 - white 👱 boy [Verse 1: 🎄 Jake Paul] It's everyday 🗓 bro With the 👏 Disney channel flow 'Bout 5 🎄 mill on 🔛 YouTube 📹 in 👏 6 🕕 months Never done 🔨 before We pass 💯 all 💯 the 👏 competition man Pewdiepie is 💦 next Man I'm 💘 poppin' all 💯 these 👈 checks Got a 👌 brand new 👌 Rolex And I 👁 met 👄 a 👌 Lambo too And I'm 💘 coming 💦 with 👏 the 👏 crew This is 💦 Team 🐒 10, 🔟 btch Who the 👏 hell 🔥 are 🔢 flippin' you? And you 👈 know 💭 I 👁 kick 👞 them 💦 out If they 👥 ain't 🙅 with 👏 the 👏 crew Yeah, I'm 💘 talking 🗣 about 💦 you You beggin for 🍆 attention Talking sht on 🔛 Twitter 🍆 too But you 👈 still 👏 hit 👊 my 👨 phone 📱 last 😍 night It was 👏 4:52 and 👏 I 👁 got 🍸 the 👏 text 📲 to 💦 prove And all 💯 the 👏 recordings too Don't make 🖕 me 😭 tell 🗣 them 💦 the 👏 truth And I 👁 just 👏 drop 😉 some 👨 new 👌 merch And they 👥 are 🔢 selling 💸 like 💖 a 👌 God 😇 church Ohio is 💦 where 😐 I'm 💘 from We chew'em like 💖 it's 🕛 gum We shooting 💦 with 👏 a 👌 gun The tattoo just 👏 for 🍆 fun And you 👈 say 🗣 boat 🚤 and 👏 run Catch me 😭 at 🍆 game 🎮 on I can 💦 not 🚫 be 🐝 outdone Jake Paulers number 🔢 one [Chorus: Jake Paul] It's everyday 🗓 bro It's everyday 🗓 bro It's everyday 🗓 bro I said 💬 it 💯 is 💦 everyday 🗓 bro! [Verse 2: 🕝 Nick Crompton] You know 💭 is 💦 Nick Crompton And my 👨 collar stay 💒 poppin' Yes, I 👁 can 💦 rap And no, 🙅 I 👁 am 👏 not 🚫 from 👉 Compton England is 💦 my 👨 city And if 👏 you 👈 work 🏢 for 🍆 Team 🐒 10 Then the 👏 US 👨 would 👪 be 🐝 sh*tty And I'll

All Papi Gilberto wants is an onion wigged ginger's kneecaps, but will he get them?