Isthisthekrustykrab storie

A random book of random

𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚏𝚏, 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝙴𝚖𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝚜𝚘 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝙵𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙, 𝚗𝚘 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚘𝚠 𝙸𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜, 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐.

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick." -CLICK- "...is this the Krusty Krab?" "No this is Patrick!." -CLICK- "...is this the Kru-" "Okay, who is this?" "What?" "What's your name? I'm not going to sit here and recreate a Spongebob episode with a complete stranger. I need to know your name." Another story about a prank call being the start of a strange friendship. When a girl gets prank called by a guy who thinks he's calling the local Pizza Hut she refuses to quit calling him until she finds out who he is and why he sounds so familiar. Any location mentioned in this book is fictional. Any relation to real-life locations is coincidental.