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FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS WAS ORIGINALLY THOUGHT UP AS A JOKE AND IS AN ENTIRE JOKE ITSELF. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AND ATTACK ME FOR MAKING SUCH A CRINGE THING. AS SAID CRINGE THING WAS A JOKE.

You meet a very hot buff guy omfg

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A story about an autistic guy named "Hamster" why was he named that? I don't know, but he was. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ !Please read! This story may be found offensive to some, don't like it? DON'T READ!! There are going to be some sexual jokes, but it won't be overwhelming. I also might have some typing errors because I don't have glasses, yet.

Jann and Shrek are in a secret relationship and are madly in love with each other but one day they get into their first ever fight but before anything can become of it disaster strikes will they break up? will they make up? what is the disaster? READ IT TO FIND OUT

y/n goes to school and has a special performance that day. Little did they know that it was MR WORLDWIDE performing at THEIR school. (please know this is ironic)

My name is Trapezoid Melody Olivia Messiah Ferrari, and I'm a twelve year old Half angel, half demon, half glass of cranberry juice but its blood bc my fiancée, Prince Xander Matthias Eisenhower McFuckyou is about to be a vampire king in the underworld and he's going to bite me and drink all my blood bc I love him. I guess I should explain so let's go back a bit. I was born in hell bc my dad was an angel and my mom was a demon so after they had sex my dad killed her. So I've been trained by her to kill him since she can't leave the underworld. Xander doesn't want me to go up there, I could die. (Oh no then I'd return to hell which is where he wants me) but I have to take that risk. Then I meet Harry Styles. He becomes my roommate and his band too. Living with five guys has its perks. Not a single one tries to come on to me bc they know I'm taken. When I told them about my secret life, they said they knew my dad bc they met him while they were on tour. Get ready dad. I'm coming.