Italian-mob Stories

How would you react if you found out your girlfriend was an international spy? What about if you ended up as a person of interest for the national police in Marseille ? Oh! Wait! Somehow, you're the new boss of the Bratva Sect in Spain and the Sicillian Mafia hates you. How would you react? I have no idea how to react. Most of all I am now, confused about why this woman chose to date a schmuck like me. .