Itsaboutdriveitsaboutpower Stories

Shrek's life depends on three things: Shelter, Food, and Survival. While hunting one day, he sees a being who he'd never seen before. A being unable to be seen, as his luxurious muscles glimmered in sweat under the sun. Now Shrek has a new thing his life depends on. Shelter, Food, Survival, and Love. All Shrek has to do is get The ROCK to love him back.

So basically, its just a scary dark room story that i am way too lazy to explain.

haha