Itsjustaprankbro Stories

Mallory loves her new NASA cap, so much she's almost as attached to it as I am my red sweater. However, can you love a hat too much? Dudes, this is a joke don't take it serious.

Because I have not seen one of these

yeah I'm funny TELL YOUR FRIENDS

Before I say anything, I just gotta say: Now this is a story all about how My life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia, born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared And said "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air" I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said 'Fresh' and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo holmes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo holmes, smell ya later" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air Nah I'm just kidding, but for real, I did two of these joke ships before on my other account (cowgoatpigx, if you wanna check them out) but then I forgot the password. So then I decided that I want to start making these "joke ships" again because they're really funny (or it could just be that my sense of humor is fucked up) and fun to write. So this story is going to obviously be Squidward x Dr. Phil (aren't they a beautiful couple??) and I have a pretty cool story for these two. So let's get crackalakin', my fellow human beings. 👺 (Also a minor trigger warning because I know how extremely sensitive people can be lol)

Dream and Groerge from the dream smp but do not read this oh god olease just read the original no oh hoD NO NO-

Fresh out of college, Barry the Bee finds the prospect of working with honey uninspiring. He flies outside the hive for the first time and talks to a human, breaking a cardinal rule of his species. Barry learns that humans have been stealing and eating honey for centuries, and he realizes that his true calling is to obtain justice for his kind by suing humanity for theft.

its full troll just lemme write its fun lol

Vera was just a normal talentless high school girl. She hanged out with her friends Saba, Erika, Gaby, and Rhea. Everything was pretty normal. Then one day, a fluffy white haired boy transferred to her school. The moment they laid their eyes on each other, they knew something was up. As they get closer and closer, events happen that'll change Vera's life. (This is obviously a joke ANSKKD) DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THE *Danganronpa* CHARACTERS MENTIONED BELONG TO ME! please don't take this seriously I just wrote it all for laughs JKSDN