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If you are reading this, you have been in a coma for nearly 6 years.
We have not yet given up on you as a patient, not only because you don't show signs of illness, but because we've discovered rapid eye movement that occurs when an unconscious person dreams.
Thus, we are trying a new technique. We do not know where this message will appear in your dream but we hope we get through to you.
Please, wake up. Your parents love you. Fortunately, your friend lived through the incident and she recovered in ample time.
We will not be able to wait for you. If you are unable to wake in three days, we will have to put you down to make room for other patients. We are sorry in advance.