Iwasdrunkwheniwrotethis Stories

Cover art credit goes to @JukoDuko ! Ruv would be the hottest yandere and we all know it. I DEFY YOU TO DISAGREE. Also An open book plus a lovable dumbass equals a VERY emotionally unstable Ruv. B̸̤͓͓̬̰̥̯̩̬̅̐͂͂͗͗l̸̙͔͕̋́͛̿̍͠o̵̢̦͌̅ó̵̠̟͠ḑ̶̛̫͈͎̫̍̐͝ ̷̹̍̿m̴̢͇̹̺̘̩̪̞̠͎̈́̇̓̾́͆́̂͝í̷̥͖͔̈̑̈g̵̢̰̹̖̞̜̮̈́ḧ̶̡̠̘̣̦̲̤́́͌͆͝t̷̜̝̻́͌̋̑̃͐̒͗̾͝ ̴̧͖̦̣̬͑̾̌͗͋̉b̶̯͉̼͍̠̋͂̽̅̈́̇e̵̛̪͖͖̠̝̖̣͌̀̀̔̂ ̸̡̘͕̫͗͋s̸̝̺̟̣̈̈́ͅh̶̩̬̉e̴̛̛̹̔̔͆͘͠͠d̸̢̨̪͉͒́̀͋̊͊̊̉͂̈ ̵̝̞̦̯̖̈͋j̷̪͓̼̖̳̈́̎̇͑̐̒ǘ̴̥̘͈̠̺͔̱͜ś̵̨̡̙̭̫̰̠̣͊̃͐̃̕̕͝ͅṯ̶͉̞̯̘̣̞̪̎͂͑̅͊̋̈̋͝ ̶͚̼̈͝ṫ̵̞͋̑̃̊́̒͐̕͝o̶͈̘͛̀̈́̽͂͋̉ ̶͖̦͈̤̲͓͚͛͐̆̽̓̓͝á̵̠̉͑̀̎́p̸̘̞̦̞̜̭̓̍̔̂̇͜͝ͅp̷̧̛̫͙̙̮̈́̑̌́̈́̿̿͘͝e̴̛̲̬͍̬̳̲͙͕͕̞͗̊͆͑̈́̅͋̽͗á̸̢̧̨̰͉͉͓͕͜s̵̺͂̄͘è̸̢̩̫̙̬̉̓ ̶̡̙͗̑̍̈́̆͋̌́y̷̫̱̔͊̄̌̀̿'̸̛̱̦͖̖̻̀̇̉̈́̇͆̕̕a̶̲̯̙̥̳̕l̸̩̮̹̞̟̓l̴͕͓̑̀̎̊̒̃̔ͅ,̸̛̝͔͎͛͒͐̒̀̀̉̕ ̷̢̢͙̥͍̗̣͎͔̋̔̓̌̈̄̓͘ͅy̸͍̯̩̌͑͂͝͝ͅä̴̖́̃̌͆ ̶̲̘͎͈̳̼̬̥͙̞͋̇̽̾̇͊̚̚͠͝l̶͇͔̪̜̘͇̬͎̱̮̇̀́̎i̴͕̺̺̥̦̿̏̇̔̍͐̆̓̏̇ẗ̵̹̗̦̝̹̘̰̻͇̠̐t̵̨̧͍̬̲̄̈́̆͛̑̈l̵̙̏̒̓̋̽̓̀̈͌ẹ̵̢̡̪̝̞̼̟̒́̈́̄̆͐͘͜͜͠ ̷̲̱̈́̍m̸͔̝̲̞̲̬̘̳͙̌͜a̷̛̭̣͕̩͎͉̰͕͈̻͂̊͆͌͌̐̄ŝ̵̡̬͇̝̌̋͛ȏ̴̧̢̭̘̭̜͇͔͍͉̀̾̐̽c̶̻̤̳̤̩̿̽̓̽̈́̾̔͠ḧ̵̨͍̗̳͚̗͉̍̋̃́̃͘i̶̢̛͙̤͈̼̗̇̀̃̆̽̑̚s̵͈̠̙͕̬̦͚͔͆͊́̍̊͗͗̔͝ͅͅt̶̡̩̻̰͋s̶̜̗̻̥̺̯̖̽

The SHINRA Electric Power Company is under new management. The story of how Cloud Strife took over SHINRA. Using candy. Co-written with ChaosBalance on Ao3 This is a purely cracky fic that occurred as a result of . . . I don't even remember now. It started of with something about SOLDIER metabolisms. Disclaimer: I don't own anything that belongs to the franchise, besides Keith. Part 6 of SHINRA Electric Power Company Crack

The REAL reason Mirabel never got a Gift all those years ago. Or: Camilo makes a dumb decision. (One-shot)

This is an anthology series I am currently working on. All of these stories were written while I was drunk. They feature everything from monsters to madmen. They are all completely unedited and usually written over the course of one or two nights. This is more just something for me to unwind with. I hope it at least gets a laugh or scare or two out of you